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hoebagnessious

a disease that make you a hoe, and than the person gets so ashamed that they put a bag on their head.
Winfred slept around so much that she caught hoebagnessious.
by Sophie & Heather January 17, 2008
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Hoebaggin

A short girl that is a hoe. or used as a verb as that girl is hoebaggin right now
Lindsay is such a hoebaggin!
by Hagermeister July 20, 2009
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hoagie hands

The state and fragrance of one's hands after consuming a delicious hoagie. As a result of eating the hoagie a scent of onions, oil, and meat lingers on one's hands for hours, even days.
Man, I have the worst case of hoagie hands. This happens every time we eat at Sarcone's!
by hoagieface October 23, 2012
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ho bag

A hobo that is douche bag, a whore, and a diabetic.
Man, Ryan is SUCH a ho bag!

(While playing broken telephone) "It ended as… Ryan is a ho bag!"
by ryan is a ho bag January 14, 2015
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Hoebag

A hoebag is a misunderstood word, that actually means nothing bad and is said with love. It means you are an idiot, or a stupid hoe.
Kalin is a hoebag
by dyalnnn January 4, 2018
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hot hoagie

spiderman-ing in a girl's mouth and then making her give you a blowjob with shit still in her mouth
by spidermanherass December 14, 2010
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Chode Hoagie

A term used to describe someone who is so dumb that they do not possess the common sense to leave a bad situation.

Just like a chode is located between the genitals and the asshole.
You are such a chode hoagie, dude!
by Suicidoll7 November 6, 2010
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