n.
1. An article of clothing, handbag or accessory that makes a fat person appear thinner than s/he really is.
1. An article of clothing, handbag or accessory that makes a fat person appear thinner than s/he really is.
Girl 1: Why is Carol always carrying a beach bag?
Girl 2: It's a Fat Hider..it cuts the full width of her body and makes her appear smaller.
Girl 2: It's a Fat Hider..it cuts the full width of her body and makes her appear smaller.
by catfight12 January 4, 2009
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by Alexis Vances January 25, 2008
Get the Hided mug.Typically this is a comment about someone who is really stupid, or so unconcerned about their safety that measures need to be taken in order to protect them from themselves and others from their dangerous tendencies.
Alternately, this might indicate how high on drugs a group of friends will get.
Alternately, this might indicate how high on drugs a group of friends will get.
Exhibit A:
John: My cousin is coming over today and he's really really retarded. I have to hide the cutlery or he'll eat it, throw it at his eye, or jam it into a blender and start pressing buttons while dancing nude in the kitchen rubbing egg yolk and flour over his genitals.
John's friend: That is: hide-the-cutlery retarded.
Exhibit B:
Louise: My boyfriend gets so stoned after parties he pukes and sleeps in it frequently, and I'm really worried that he might hurt himself. Last week I found him so stoned that he was doing hot-knives in the bedroom and he fell asleep with the torch on. Luckily he didn't knock it over when he started convulsing.
Louise's friend: He sounds like he's hide-the-cutlery retarded. Just hide the knives and maybe he won't try doing any late night hot-knife sessions?
Exhibit C:
Mark: Dude I just scored a 1/4 lb of some prime Jamaican gummy hash!!!
Mark's friend: Let's get hide-the-cutlery retarded!!!!!
Mark: FUCK YEAH!!!!
John: My cousin is coming over today and he's really really retarded. I have to hide the cutlery or he'll eat it, throw it at his eye, or jam it into a blender and start pressing buttons while dancing nude in the kitchen rubbing egg yolk and flour over his genitals.
John's friend: That is: hide-the-cutlery retarded.
Exhibit B:
Louise: My boyfriend gets so stoned after parties he pukes and sleeps in it frequently, and I'm really worried that he might hurt himself. Last week I found him so stoned that he was doing hot-knives in the bedroom and he fell asleep with the torch on. Luckily he didn't knock it over when he started convulsing.
Louise's friend: He sounds like he's hide-the-cutlery retarded. Just hide the knives and maybe he won't try doing any late night hot-knife sessions?
Exhibit C:
Mark: Dude I just scored a 1/4 lb of some prime Jamaican gummy hash!!!
Mark's friend: Let's get hide-the-cutlery retarded!!!!!
Mark: FUCK YEAH!!!!
by bloodchills July 21, 2010
Get the hide-the-cutlery retarded mug.this very famous quote was said by antoine dodson in a television interview in 2015. this has become a meme and now antoine is very rich. i personally like to say this phrase when i am in a bad mood and this definitely helps.
"hey have you heard the bed intruder song?"
"yeah it's like, hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband too cus they rapin everybody out here..."
"yeah it's like, hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband too cus they rapin everybody out here..."
by niggo_mode April 17, 2019
Get the hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband too cus they rapin everybody out here mug.Someone in a combat related sport, specifically those of medieval reenacting nature such as SCA, Dagorhir, Amtgarrd or Adrian Empire; who cheat by refusing to take their hits, As in Growing Rhino Hide so as not to feel a properly calibrated blow. The only remedy for these people is to hit them harder..much harder!
by Saberslinger1978 April 6, 2013
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XD YOU BEST NOT TALK SHIT OR ILL HIDEO YOUR FACE INTO THE GROUND
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XD YOU BEST NOT TALK SHIT OR ILL HIDEO YOUR FACE INTO THE GROUND
XD IM HIDEO
by Daniel May 18, 2004
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