Here's Johnny

1: Your Wang/ejaculation, named after Jack Nicholson's junk in the shining.
2: When introducing a friend called Johnny

1:
Jack: Linda i want to bone.
Linda: No i'm to tired.
Jack: All sleep and no play makes Jack have hairy palms.
Linda: zzzzzz (snore).
Jack: (whilst jerking himself to climax) Here's Johnny OOOOOOOOHHHHH YEAH.
Linda: What was that, aah i cant see.
Jack: zzzzzzzz (snore)

by Nick Manning Is The Man February 13, 2009

smells like sarah jessica parker in here

when you walk into a new friends room, and smell what smells like. your not sure if its a bad smell or not but it probably smells like horses and failed acting careers.

Carl: so what do you think of my room?

you: i don't know, it kinda smells like sarah jessica parker in here.

by DeathTheFlamingReaper August 22, 2011

this nigga right here

A nigga that is in the same place as you and getting on your last nerve.

Boy: aye let me have some

Girl: if this nigga right here don't get out my damn face talking bout can he have some smh

by _Thugette_ December 30, 2015

Outta here like Vladimir

Vladimir is Russian, rushing get it?

"If you call me a futon one more time, I'm "outta here like Vladimir" - Mr. Chi Pig

by WinlikeSheen July 29, 2011

If I am not here tomorrow, Remember me today

A quote by poet, artist, activist Justin Thomas La Plante coined, march 27th 2011 on his facebook page and twitter stream.

Meaning:
Know me as I am now for it is the best I am, if I am not here tomorrow.

"If I am not here tomorrow, Remember me today". _Quote, La Plante

by Mr. SnowmanPants April 12, 2011

here comes the heater

yelled by opponents in half-life 2 death match

"here comes the heater!!"
"thats a radiator, idiot!"
*BLAM!!*

by hex_ten December 18, 2004

I hate it here

You most likely hate life in general or just the earth or the universe but you hate it somewhere

Me:I hate it here
My friend: where
Me: everywhere

by Thyself_Fallon September 14, 2021