heavy metal 

I hate rock and metal and disco and mtv and rap and the government and new metal and pop punk and hollywood.

It's all the devil's music.

heavy metal by fuckin bitches March 8, 2005

Heavy D 

To take a huge dump; a number 2, but like 4 times as huge

Jared: Man, I just took the biggest heavy d last night!!! But those hamburgers was good!!

Brian: Well that's what you get when you eat like 5 of them...with beans as condiments!!

Heavy D by phreshman14 September 1, 2009

heavy metal 

One of the most talented genres out there today. The guitars are usually blindingly fast and the drummer uses the double bass or other awesome sounding beats all the time. The vocalist usually sings in a low voice, a lot of times consisting og growling and shrieks. The bass player..... he's just there. Good bands include Chimaira, Lamb of God, In Flames, 100 Demons, Fear Factory, God Forbid, etc.

My friend lost 73% of his hearing and 3 fingers at a heavy metal concert

heavy metal by Hanky September 5, 2004

Heavy Metal 

The most fucking hardcore music ever.

If you don't listen to Heavy Metal, get fucked, die, and burn.

Person #1:Jimmy, im gonna go listen to MetallicA, and start doing some headbanging shit

Person #2: Rock on !! \m/

Heavy Metal by Mr. Ownage June 17, 2004

Heavy Metal 

best music ever : awesome guitar bass and drums

DISCLAIMER: LYRICS SHOULDNT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!!!!! (except for metallica, disturbed, some slayer, and some other bands)

metallica and slayer r the best bands ever

Heavy Metal by metaljunkie November 22, 2003

Heavy Metal 

The WORST thing to happen to ROCK & ROLL since DISCO!!!

DISCO,METAL,MTV,and RAP ruined music!!

Heavy Metal by stupid fags February 19, 2005

Heavy Metal 

A crap style of music where more often than not the only thing worthwhile about it is the guitar playing.

A bunch of ass clowns in assless leather pants singing about their gayness and proffessing their love for the hershey highway.Typically a bunch of stupid ass lyrics and attrocious vocals and a fetish for goats.

Since guitar playing is usually the only thing worth a fuck in most metal then I choose to listen to intrumental rock guitar artists instead such as Joe Satriani and Steve Vai or Steve Morse or Eric Johnson or Gary Hoey or Firkins or Greg Howe or Vinnie Moore.That way I get all the great guitar without having to suffer through the most hideou vocals ever conceived of and the stupidest lyrics ever written sang by some cow-dependent satanic leather-clad tattooed and pierced little L.A. homos with 666 tattooed between their eyes as they masturbate onstage to the image of their goat god (teh devil).All of this crap in metal is pointless bullshit designed to sell image not make good music.All this serves to do is to make a bunch of little fags on the internet use 666 in their screennames and have pentagrams for avatars.

Heavy Metal by Rock & Roll-over metal January 22, 2005