hamoflauge

When a chick hides any imperfections she has by surrounding herself with fat, and or ugly friends(aka hams).

"Dude that one chick by the big girl is so fine."
"Look at the group she's with, she's using hamoflauge"

by DPCalg1989 March 15, 2015

hammock ride

PG-13 euphemism for intercourse between consenting adults. Popularized by Danny DeVito as on an episode of Taxi when his character (Louie DePalma) confessed to Rhea Perlman (who played his girlfriend on the show) that he had an affair behind her back.

"Well, Sophie and I.....we took a hammock ride."

"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."

by Ten Forward September 14, 2015

Hammond, Ontario

A small country town in Rockland, Ontario that nobody has ever heard of.

Person 1: I went to Hammond, Ontario
Person 2: Is that a store?
Person: No, it's a town.

by Sgt BlackCat January 19, 2016

Hammorous

Adjective; this is the condition of being rendered overly affectionate via consumption of alcohol. Amorous+hammered=hammorous

Yeah bro last Thursday got real interesting, started off as just a few drinks then Heather got hammorous and next thing you know it was threesome:30.

by Savage03 December 16, 2016

hammour

" an unfunny, unoriginal person"

"She's totally hammour."

by Beastmaster78 March 29, 2017

Hamophobic

Hamophobic

Gurj is hamophobic, his body rejects ham so forcefully that his piss smells of ham when he eats it (not to be confused with pea & ham soup).

by senorgav October 19, 2017

Hammocks

A place that you can hang on a tree outside and go deep with your friends. A place where you can be open to anyone and everyone will listen. No one can even describe the special words spoken and the deep meanings to the conversations had while lying in a cozy hammock without a care in the world

Billy Gates: Wow it was great to go deep on the hammocks.
Joe: Yeah. The best things happen there
Billy Gates: Yeah. I can’t describe how great and deep our conversation was on the hammocks
Joe: Yeah. No one can describe what happened today on these hammocks.

by PPPPPEERRRSSSONN December 4, 2017