Harold

GrubHub delivery driver from Central New Jersey with a (1) one star delivery rating for multiple no shows and failures to deliver proper delivery of goods or food.

Where did you disappear to now Harold?

by JM Stevens March 30, 2020

irfan harmony

the man who is a god at match making

i just got together with this girl and she fine as hell all thanks to irfan harmony

by monkey balls1354 May 15, 2011

Helpful Harold

An overly helpful stranger with no boundaries or social skills.

That Helpful Harold just walked up and turned my food on the grill. Who is that guy?

by Dcarl262 July 20, 2016

That’s so Harold

When something is overwhelmingly wack. Sometimes a mood. Often used with slight disinterest while also being impressed.

Bro 1 “Dude did you see that bottle flip Jason did.”
Bro 2 “Yeah man that was wack”

Bro 3 “but that’s SO Harold!”
Bros “DUDE”

by 4rtnite March 25, 2019

Dirty Harold and Kumar

Doing a chick in the ass while she eats a White Castle Burger then pulling ur dick out and wiping it on her burger and saying "Thats how NPH rolls!"

White Castle sucks balls. They need shit on their burgers to taste better. Improve the taste of their burgers with a Dirty Harold and Kumar.

by ~Valhalla~ December 12, 2008

Harmony central

Harmony central (A.k.a HC) is a haven for idiots and angst overflowed wankers who think they play the guitar.

often kids pretending to write reviews about top notch guitars they only dream of owning, and giving advise that is equal to pulling the plug on a terminally ill man on a life machine.

Interestingly however, HC does cater for some clever gems, but these are few and far between, about one of every 500 HC members is a clever chap.

"PRS guitars are gerat!!, they are made of plywoo dand have good pee-ups that sound gerat thru my mesa octuplut rectifier head1"

"do u no tht esp mke gd gtrs, thr gtrs r v.gd nd snd prty gd, thy r gd gtrs."

"SQUIER R DA BST MAEK OF GUITAR 3VER THEY MAEK DA BST SOUND TAHT I USE 2 PLAY BLINK 182 SLIPKNOT AND KORN MUSIC ON AND IT DO3S TEH JOB BUT I WANT 2 INSTAL NU PIKUPS 2 SOUND MOR3 LIEK 2M D3LONGA H3 IS TEH BST GUITARIST EVER AVAN BTER THAN HENDRIX"

by Tox February 28, 2004

Harmon

To drink beer, i.e., to “kill a brew” (Killebrew)

Let’s go to the bar and Harmon

by KathyN October 22, 2017