Strap hammer

The process by which a gentleman that is lacking in the penis department straps on a large rubber penis to give his partner a better bang.

Dave put a strap hammer on his 3 inch willy to give Maria some anal destruction.

by Mikey O God of Love July 22, 2006

c-hammer

abbreviated form of "cunt hammer"; a woman whose bitchiness transcends all other definable bounds.

Cersei Lannister is a Grade A c-hammer.

by Clyde Daniels January 20, 2013

dirty hammer

A sex position that involves three men. The first one bends over, the second man the proceeds to place his erect penis in front of the first man's asshole. After that the third man uses his penis as a hammer to slap the second man on the ass until the second man penetrates the first one.

Bob: Hey dude what was that slapping noise coming from your room last night?
Jon: Oh me, Charles and George were doing a dirty hammer.
Bob: Awesome!

by makeaRonie August 20, 2014

Mongolian Wet Hammer

the act of taking a fairly large dump in a tube sock. One must let the shit soak in the sock and then it can be used to repeatedly beat someone you very much hate

Evan Broadcock used his Mongolian Wet Hammer beat the hell out of his best friend Max Poon.

by nickademas_and_john_wayne December 31, 2011

jack-hammered

To be intoxicated to a level where all abilities to make rational decisions become impossible.

Matt was so jack-hammered, he did not realize the girl he slept with was 300 pounds.

by High Profile December 17, 2006

Keegans Irish Hammer

A very large penis which the girls know by,"Keegans Irish Hammer"

"Yo, did you hear about Keegans Irish Hammer.I heard its so big it can hammer a spike into a board!"

by Keeganshammer October 18, 2008

hammered dog shit

The way one appears after a rough night of anything.

Man, you must have really tossed back some whiskey last night because you look like hammered dog shit.

by Dave McVicker April 27, 2006