mrs gordon 

when a man sees a woman breast feeding her baby and he knocks the baby out of the way in order to suckle that warm breast milk for himself. This process only lasts about 5 seconds.

Dude yesterday I pulled a mrs gordon on a hot chick in the park

mrs gordon by GZILLA April 21, 2007

jeff gordon 

Least-liked NASCAR driver. Liberal Californian Chevy driver.

Usage: "What's the difference between Jeff Gordon and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

jeff gordon by Most April 25, 2006

FOR GONDOR 

FOR GONDOR!

FOR GONDOR is usually a phrase men hear when a woman notices the condom has broken during intercourse, thus impregnating the helpless female.

But fear not, she now holds a mighty warrior in her womb raring for battle!

_ _ _

*Upon withdrawal of the penis from the vagina, woman notices condom has broken*

Woman: Oh no THE CONDOOOOOM!!

In Man's Head: FOR GONDOOOOOR!!

FOR GONDOR!

FOR GONDOR by FORGONDOR October 24, 2011

Flash Gordon 

(v) When a male's penis is in a female's anus during doggy-style sex the male applies a Tazer to the female for a full 5 second burst causing the female's anus to constrict tightly around the penis.

Dude, I totally Flash Gordon'd this chick last night. She clenched down so hard it neary cut my dick off in her ass!

Flash Gordon by SSully October 17, 2007

jeff gordon 

a faggot liberal nascar driver from ... guess

thats right, cali...

is the most annoying driver in all auto racing and doesnt deserve to win the 2005 daytona 500

jeff gordon sucks alot of dick

jeff gordon by jeff gordon = fag May 13, 2005

Gordon Moakes

Born 22 June 1976.The bassist/multi-instrumentalist for the London-based indie rock group Bloc Party.Moakes is noted for his calm and collective persona.On and off stage.Moakes is a proud new father of one.Gordon was the third member to join the Bloc.Despite his cool persona Moakes can be quite energetic throwing his bass into the second drum kit for the song 'Sunday' when they decided not to play it at the Pompano Beach gig in May 2007 (which I attended).Gordon Moakes also plays the glockenspiel for songs like 'Signs', 'Waiting for the 7:18', and 'Talons'.Gordon often wears black Adidas sneakers/trainers.Gordon's common nick name is Gordy.

Bloc Party is buisiness!

I know! Did you see Gordon bash his bass into the drum-kit?!

Dude...its Gordon Moakes...

Gordon Moakes by A Bloc fan from Miami,Fl July 14, 2009

GORDOSO

A heavy set Pendejo

Pinchi Michael G. Is a GORDOSO from Carrizo Springs Texas,

GORDOSO by Texmex25 November 28, 2018