God 

Waluigi.

He is the most overpowered character in smash bros , even more op then bayo, fox, and meta knight, so they had to remove him from the game

Me: Have you prayed to god?

I mean Waluigi...

them: ... dude, waluigi is a dead meme, get over urself

me: THOU SHALT GET SMITED!

God by theRealZeRo November 17, 2018

God 

Morgan Freeman

"… I am God. God does not exist without me." Quote by Morgan Freeman

God by Rosie302 December 11, 2018

God 

Estimated 25 million kills by his name in the bible e.g. noahs ark and the to towns full of rapeists and shit estimated kills to the devils name 60 and some of those was a bet with god

Soooo yeah god be killin loads of people

God by Mag1karpMan January 17, 2019

God 

All I know is that whenever the religious conservatives of any country do something horrible or backward, they blame it on this guy.

Kind of like that imaginary friend you had as a kid who was always telling you to start fires and shit.

"I don't understand. Why do you hate gay people so much?"

"It's not my opinion. I'm just following God's word."

God by garcalej February 1, 2019

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Big strong sexy bold (Thanos) can murder half the universe and repair it with flex tape

Thanos is a god

God by Killerlead January 9, 2019

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Some fake stupid ass nigga who thinks he can tell us that some gay ass nigga called Jesus is cool

God, the fuck is that nigga? Oh, that’s right, fucking gay

God by Reeeeenenenejd February 20, 2019

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Haylee Pincho

Haylee Pincho is god and axl there is no denying it

God by arrowhp February 24, 2019