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Glitter Punched

Glitter Punched: when you fail so much at life you can't even hit an emo with your car
That douchebag in Twilight just got glitter punched. He couldn't even even hit Bella with his car. He fails at life!
by Durban-itchtionary April 14, 2011
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glitter mule

A Burning Man term: a beautiful, fashionable person, who also pulls his/ her own weight. Antonym: Sparkle Pony
burner number 1 : God that lady is smokin hot, she probably didn't have to lift a finger to get here!

Burner number 2: Are you kidding? That Glitter Mule singlehandedly built 3 stages, designed this outfit and is gonna drop the bass so hard tonight, not a pair of panties will be dry within a ten mile radius!!!
by Glitter Moon October 13, 2015
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ear glitter

songs that are SO satisfying to the ears that it feels like glitter is being injected into your veins
person 1 - “girl listen to insert song name”
person 2 - “this is such ear glitter
by sillystupidgirl47 April 21, 2025
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glitter magnet

glit- ter- mag -net Glitter Magnet: is a term used to describe a man or male person that is surrounded and or surrounds himself by gay males as his base of friends, and of which is or claims to be !00% hetrosexual
That cute guy over there is just a glitter magnet. what do you mean? He is totally hetro-sexual but he's always at the gay bars with friends.
by AviarS January 26, 2017
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Garry (Glitter)

Rhyming slang for 'shitter' a.k.a. anus
"Im on the blob (my period) but you can bang be up the Garry (Glitter) if you like"
by sleiper April 28, 2022
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Glittering Shitfuck

Someone who is excessively self-absorbed and enamored with their perceived brilliance or success, to the point where they are unable to recognize or acknowledge their own shortcomings or failures.

This individual is so captivated by their own glittering poop that they are blind to their own flaws or mistakes.

A sense of vanity, arrogance, and delusion in the person being described, highlighting their inability to see things objectively and their preoccupation with their own perceived greatness.
And he said that.....?
What a fucking... Glittering Shitfuck!

The striker's missed goal was a glittering shitfuck that cost the team the victory.

After spending hours on that project, all I got was a glittering shitfuck of a response from my boss - no appreciation or recognition whatsoever.
by Parnate March 8, 2024
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east coast glitter

Old Bay Seasoning used on everything eaten by Marylanders. Specifically maryland blue crabs.
Give me a half bushel of larges covered in some east coast glitter
by Tunnelvisioned* July 21, 2023
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