Iranian General

The act of loudly ejaculating in a urinal at a shitty restaurant in a bad neighborhood to show off your flex.

I went into waffle house to pull an Iranian General, but Trump pretty well beat me to it in real life.

by Nb68 January 3, 2020

cockmaster general

Like a cockmaster, but on the grandest scale possible.

Stop pissing around you cockmaster general.

by Pete October 18, 2004

general booty

The caption of the football team. The hottest and most popular guy around. Is 6'2 and has quite the abs. Everyone loves general. He goes for what he wants and won't take shit from anyone. Loves his family and is very loyal to his friends. Would protect his girlfriend against the world. General Booty will be the next biggest NFL player.

Damn, who is that hot guy?
That's general Booty!

by Mysterryyyy girllll September 17, 2017

generational sodomy

A term coined by Rayne Summers of leasticoulddo.com

It is the action of skull-fucking a man so hard that his great grandchildren occasionally reach to the backs of their heads and say "ow"

essentially changing someones genes with your cock

Skull-fucker: "Oh yeah! take it!"

-hundreds of years later-

Some random guy: "Ow! what was that?!"
Random guys friend: "thats generational sodomy!"

by firecrackerjoe August 14, 2009

generic weeb

A weeb who considers himself an anime watcher but has only seen mainstream and generic anime

Friend 1: Hey you watch anime?
Friend 2: Yes, I love attack on titan and naruto, ever heard of Dragon Ball z, Tokyo ghoul is really good too
Friend 1: damn man, those are all mainstream, what a generic weeb

by SubduedComet May 20, 2017

Joe Generic

The white guy who thinks Endgame is the best movie ever, and likes what everyone else around him likes without any reason whatsoever while also working on a well paid job, but not too much that he can afford a vacation every weekend. In other words, Basic AF.

Joe Generic: Hi I'm Joe.
His crush: I'm guessing you're into Marvel movies.
Joe Generic: Y'know I get that a lot, wanna grab some coffee after work?
His crush: sure!
Joe Generic: I guess it's a date!
His crush: I guess it is.

You've just read one of the most basic love story ever.

by Gamsung Salaxy May 19, 2020

General Sarcasm

a response to the classic 'captain obvious' insult.

Person 1: "Wow, that skyscraper is tall!"

Person 2: "THANKS, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS"

Person 1: "YOU'RE WELCOME, GENERAL SARCASM"

by Habakkuk October 25, 2012