funnel of shit

Traffic in Pittsburgh, PA

I'm trying to get to this hotel to fuck my man, but I can't because of this funnel of shit.

by Johnny bag of dicks December 20, 2015

funnel text

Simulatiously texting a large number of women to whittle down the responses with the end goal of having selfish one-sided sex with a responder.

I was funnel texting last night....got 5 responders and ended up shagging Jessie again.

by Famous Reekie January 1, 2017

Funnel cake

The act of ejaculating on a person's stomach and sprinkling baby powder as if it were powdered sugar. While you can consume the result it is not advised.

Last night I gave this random girl a funnel cake and she actually ate it.

by baetastic February 14, 2017

funnierest

To be the most funny but at all times so there is no time better than the other,

Example - 'Tim is the funnierest as he is just always funny'

by Eeee&Jjjj May 22, 2017

funner

Means something is absolutely beyond fun or more fun

That was funner than the last place I went too

by CRAZINESSSTT May 29, 2017

funnertude

Having a funner attitude

"Hey you need to change that attitude to a funnertude bro for real"

by BRo coMeOn May 28, 2017

Funner

More fun than fun😎

This is funner than ever

by Boom son May 31, 2017