A side dish you order (usually at a bar) to distract your moocher friends, thus leaving you free to enjoy your main meal without having to fend off drunk and hungry freeloaders that didn't order any food of their own.
(To the waitress...) I'll have a burger with everything. Oh and a side of decoy fries please to distract my broke-ass friends here who aren't going to order anything more from you except another 99 cent PBR.
by cjhardy June 29, 2011
Get the Decoy Friesmug. by fried oreo December 21, 2016
Get the fried oreomug. by mattpacer May 16, 2016
Get the cock friedmug. by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018
Get the Drench friesmug. 1) when a person fellates (performs oral sex on) another person so fast that thier tongue becomes burned or "fried" from all the friction.
2) during fellatio the recipient grabs the performer by the ears or the back of the head and begins violently controlling the act to the point that the performer's tongue gets a friction burn.
2) during fellatio the recipient grabs the performer by the ears or the back of the head and begins violently controlling the act to the point that the performer's tongue gets a friction burn.
1) "last night i was giving head so fast that i got tongue fried."
2) "i was going down on this guy last night and suddenly he grabbed me by my ears and started moving my head so fast that now i'm all tongue fried."
2) "i was going down on this guy last night and suddenly he grabbed me by my ears and started moving my head so fast that now i'm all tongue fried."
by paul kicks ass October 2, 2009
Get the tongue friedmug. Bob: Yo bro I’m hungry but poor :(
Jim: go get French fries from McDonald’s
Bob: oh shit I didn’t think about that
Jim: go get French fries from McDonald’s
Bob: oh shit I didn’t think about that
by Mamzmzmskksskzp August 22, 2020
Get the French friesmug. To do something that is especially good, being hot enough to fry gold.
I believe this term comes from the people responsible for the british TV sitcom 'Spaced' and the romantic zombie comedy 'Shaun of the Dead'. As far as I'm aware the man responsible is the rotund comedy actor, Nick Frost.
I believe this term comes from the people responsible for the british TV sitcom 'Spaced' and the romantic zombie comedy 'Shaun of the Dead'. As far as I'm aware the man responsible is the rotund comedy actor, Nick Frost.
1. after viewing an especially good performance of any kind: "That performance was fried gold"
2. after explaining a very cunning plan to someone: "Now how's that for a slice of fried gold?"
2. after explaining a very cunning plan to someone: "Now how's that for a slice of fried gold?"
by Ben Foster April 7, 2005
Get the Fried goldmug.