fucking flip flops

Idiotic cheap footwear bought on holiday that one is obliged to wear in hot weather. The product of some tropical country too poor to stage an industrial revolution. Generally shoddily built and will fail within a week or two, although almost unwearable when new.

Nearly broke my nose on the steps because these fucking flip flops broke and tripped me up.

by Chuff chuff July 11, 2014

Tops means flops

Describes the act of taking your top off prior to taking a shit.

-Where is Jamal going topless in such a hurry?
-You know what they say, tops means flops...

by Big Ball-z August 23, 2019

romple flomps

The pieces of skin that sometimes hang off the outer lips of the female's vagina. Also known as "beef curtains."

Those romple flomps are disgusting. I can't eat that!

by afkatt November 17, 2007

The Anagorism of Floopy Shmarmos

This is a reference book of neologisms such as "skrogify."

I yerped the Anagorism of Floopy Shmarmos the other bliggeny.

by Brent May 19, 2004

floopy

spaced out, ineffectual ,the feeling of not knowing how you feel, often alcohol induced.

Steven felt decidedly floopy as he woke with a slice of lemon stuck to his face after 27 Tequillas and 13 hours sleep.

by Jujoo September 14, 2005

flooper

The act of having your nose engulfed by a vagina while getting a lap dance, or muff diving.

JC was at the strip club last night and a stripper flipped upside down on him and gave him a flooper.

by CCB August 17, 2004

Flops

Noun.

The sensation experienced after a very large nicotine headrush. Usually results in slight loss of muscle control, particulary in the neck, and giddy laughter. This intense has the potential to make your head feel grossly overweight, resulting in your head 'flopping' into your chest.

"HAHAHA! OH man I have mad flops right now, I can't feel my face and I can't lift my head!"

by JLoganation October 21, 2007