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Junkend floats

Is when a fish defecates a long strand of poop and swims frantically back and forth trying to free its back end. Eventually the thin thread of feces will either fall to the ground or be eaten by another fish releasing a new food source for the trailing school fish to fight over.
pooper fish- whats following me?
fish- its an orchestra of poop
pfish- *swims around and around the currents*
fish- *taunts and follows*
pfish- "Is it gone?"
fish- *moving opened mouth rapidly up and down*

Junkend floats
by Lonefishzzzing June 22, 2009
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French Floater

The name of a boat at it's a small world Disney Land. Pronounced Franch Floater
Alright kids,everybody on the french floater it's our turn!
by Jcmacs May 24, 2011
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Wayne Float

Cocktail consisting of 2 (two) parts Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka -OR- Deep Eddy Sweet Tea Vodka (or comparable), 1 (one) part Peach Schnapps -OR- Orange Curacao (drinker's choice) and lemonade on the rocks in a 16 ounce (shaker) glass. (Not to be confused with a John Daly or an Arnold Palmer.)
I tried a new cocktail last night called the Wayne Float. It was kind of like an Arnold Palmer or John Daly, but less polo shirt, plaid pants & white golf shoes-ey.
by Echomanzulu December 26, 2011
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Un-float

to make a ship sink with the use of ping pong balls
Bruh, ima' bout to make dis bitch Un-float
by Mah Pseud0nom September 8, 2016
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Cream Floater

When you nut so violently in your girlfriends ass, she imediately has to go shit it out
My girlfriend was upset when i gave her a cream floater last night.
by ThemanSlim May 4, 2018
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Pool floaters

Ejaculating in a pool and having your semen float around. Not to be confused with fish food which is whe you nut in a pool and a girl swims through it and eats it
Lest hop in Man

Nah man that shit got pool floaters
by Rac.coonman April 1, 2019
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local floaters

A bunch of sick ass dudes. Go on adventures. There are usually 5. The shortest one will leave the group soon. The tallest one is...GAY. Then u have the second tallest he’s kinda roles his own ball through life and doesn’t give a fuck, and really selfish. The middle one is dumb as fuck like dumb as a fucken stone. Like he should be in a metal hospital. Then there’s the 4th tallest he’s really athletic and already has a college on his ass. LOCAL FLOATERS
by Don’t bite it January 15, 2020
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