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Fleshlight

A person, typically a woman, who is only used by a sexual partner as a disposable object with which the user may do as they please. Just like a real fleshlight they are mainly used for pleasure, an advanced form of masturbation that is like sex in every way except that it is not interactive, more just the user doing as they wish with their fleshlight. This person also serves as a container to ejaculate into or onto as the user sees fit.
"yo, Kamron, do you know where I can get a fleshlight?"
" yeah, as a matter of fact I'm speaking to one right now.."
by DACRAZYTURK November 8, 2015
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fleshman

a strange clan, yet pleasing to the eye. 80's pop star, billy idol, used these fine people as inspiration for his hit song "flesh for fantasy."
"we cry fleshman. FLESH FOR FANTASY!"
by old possum June 16, 2008
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press the flesh

What a politician does (or should be doing if s/he hopes to get elected) during the run-up to an election. It means to make contact with the voters by means of personal skin to skin contact (but hopefully non-sexual), such as shaking hands and kissing babies. In a general sense it implies getting out and getting in the face of as many different voters as possible because if they meet someone they're probably more likely to have a positive opinion of them than the candidates that they didn't meet in person.
Mr. Bush probably doesn't need to go out and press the flesh because he is running for re-election based on his first term record.
by PlaceHolder August 11, 2004
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Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight

Putting a hot carrot in a fleshlight is a common method for prepping it just prior to use in order to more closely mimic the environment of a vagina.
If someone is to put a hot carrot in your fleshlight for you and you are not present, it would imply that they are expecting you promptly.
The phrase is used to notify someone that you will be present in the very near future. It has also evolved slightly through regular use to also mean that an event will be starting soon.
"Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight; I'm on my way."

Q. How long before the movie starts?
A. Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight.
by SuperDirtySanchez October 20, 2010
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FleshRipper[pd]

The best Warcraft III Player in the history of Warcraft, He OWNS ALL GGNORETHX
FleshRipperpd owns all
by Richard June 6, 2004
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fleshwings

a mans receeding hairline
"Whoa. Look at that guy's hairline." "I know, he's got fleshwings."
by my bf jill May 7, 2009
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Fleshnard

The word used by Doctors to describe the presence of genitalia consisting of an engorged penis with a vagina located where its urethra should be. This is an incredibly rare condition in humans but occurs relatively commonly in some species of whale.
The trained whale Cory of the Boston Aquarium was the first documented mammal possessing a fully developed fleshnard.
by RKPRE6969 April 8, 2010
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