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epic fail

General definition - Anti-causality. When the desired or expected effect is the only effect NOT achieved by any given cause, this is EPIC FAIL.

Definition as it pertains to Relativity - Failure so monumental in scale that it has the possibility to rupture the space-time continuum by fracturing the light-cone at the point between the causal past and causal present boundaries because there is no possible way the cause could precede any effect within the same spatial reference frame of the observer.

Definition you're most likely to understand - The result of the physical union of your parents.
Bob: "I posted my music on myspace because I wanted to be appreciated by the masses"
Greg: "Oh yeah? What happened?"
Bob: "Turns out my music makes people's ears fall off"
Greg: "Epic fail, no cookie for you!"
Following this conversation, the universe folds in on itself and is oblitera
by Theydrick February 21, 2009
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Epic Boots

Cool, awesome, really attractive man (not woman), perfect package, spicy primate, the possibility of success.
Oh my god! He is so hot. He is totally epic boots!
by M.E.L.K. March 24, 2009
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epic fail

To fail horribly

However bad a fail is, you do NOT say "epic fail" in reality, it makes you sound like a total douche.
"Awww dude, i just fucked up on that math test"

"LOLOL EPIC FAIL HURP DERP DERP"
by Anonynoose February 27, 2009
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Epic Failure

1.No matter How hard you try, you Always do it wrong. 2. You suck at everything you do
"Hey can you hand me that glass?"
"Uhh,Sure"
*Glass falls*
"Epic Failure."
by Mr.BallJangles October 20, 2008
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Epic Fail

The most celestial pair of words in the universe.
Hades: Why can't I kill Odysseus?

Zeus: Ahaha Epic fail.
by ihatelifemorethanyou October 31, 2009
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epic fail

failing so bad at something that its a totally laughable matter.
teacher: spell the word, cupcake

student: k, u, p, k, a, k, e.

epic fail
by Diiesel February 12, 2009
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epic manuever

An action so immensely amazing or extremely stupid both for the betterment of the party.Also can apply when someone totally owns someone or something so hard.
Did you just jump over that moving car?
.. yah blindfolded...
..WoW what an epic manuever
by epic child September 24, 2006
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