A person who cannot get over their delusions and who cannot accept the simple facts of life. Usually a women whom you'd thought was a decent person, however, you'd be wrong...
emotional midget: Johanna was cool to you for six months until she realized that, she could not have you and then, she went to town on you through psych warfare with her freinds, whom she told lies to just to get even with you.
by anonymous9141 June 29, 2009

Nigga: Omg she’s so fake I hate her
Hoe: Um actually you can change your emotions/actions depending on who you’re with. It’s a sign of emotional intelligence and as long as you are yourself it’s not being fake.
Niggas: 🤡🤡
Hoe: Um actually you can change your emotions/actions depending on who you’re with. It’s a sign of emotional intelligence and as long as you are yourself it’s not being fake.
Niggas: 🤡🤡
by buttBuddybrandi July 28, 2019

when you try to build someone up or make them feel good so you can get something without making a real investment in the relationship, a emotional quickie and bounce.
by NavyChief619 June 11, 2010

by bakabloxz February 20, 2022

by Butters138 April 25, 2010

Someone who attempts to guilt trip someone else who is asking a valid question because they have experienced strong emotions in relation to the question being asked, not realizing these things happened every day before corona.
John: Are these lock-downs necessary to deal with corona virus?
Karen: The health system is over stretched!!!!! How would you like it if one of your family members was being carted off in am ambulance?!?!?!?!
John: Stop being an Emotional terrorist Karen...
Karen: The health system is over stretched!!!!! How would you like it if one of your family members was being carted off in am ambulance?!?!?!?!
John: Stop being an Emotional terrorist Karen...
by Shitcoiner December 21, 2020

Everyone's favorite person in time of emotional outburst.
The one with wisdom, philosophy and patience who will listen to you and try his/her best, and usually succeed in making you calm and composed again.
And would probably make a balance sheet of your emotions before wandering away, till you try to find him/her next.
Generally doesn't charge you for service provided.
The one with wisdom, philosophy and patience who will listen to you and try his/her best, and usually succeed in making you calm and composed again.
And would probably make a balance sheet of your emotions before wandering away, till you try to find him/her next.
Generally doesn't charge you for service provided.
Dude 1: Look at Mike, he's everyone's emotional accountant.
Dude 2: Yeah I saw Kelly crying on his shoulders yesterday after her break up with Chad.
Dude 2: Yeah I saw Kelly crying on his shoulders yesterday after her break up with Chad.
by bluejay24 August 23, 2010
