Going face-first into the ground.
I was speeding down the highway at 70 mph and someone dove in front of me. I nearly got knocked off my bike. Eating dirt would've sucked.
by AtlanticComputer August 30, 2020
Get the eating dirtmug. A person or group of people is said to eat their shit if they abandon all reason when forming a positive opinion.
Phrases using this construction are generally immediately followed by a conjunction and another clause describing the unreasonable or irrational action that is being performed by the subject.
From a logical viewpoint, people who eat their shit seem completely ridiculous. However, upon scientific inspection, it is revealed that eating one's shit is a social phenomenon closely related to, and indeed perhaps the same as, the bandwagon effect, which is well-documented in the field of psychology.
Phrases using this construction are generally immediately followed by a conjunction and another clause describing the unreasonable or irrational action that is being performed by the subject.
From a logical viewpoint, people who eat their shit seem completely ridiculous. However, upon scientific inspection, it is revealed that eating one's shit is a social phenomenon closely related to, and indeed perhaps the same as, the bandwagon effect, which is well-documented in the field of psychology.
"It's one of those fuckin' animated movies that everybody goes and sees and fuckin' eats their shit and loves."
"Everyone eats their shit and wants an iPhone."
"Those kids eat their shit and spend all their time playing Smash Brothers."
"Everyone eats their shit and wants an iPhone."
"Those kids eat their shit and spend all their time playing Smash Brothers."
by Pimp Triscuit December 14, 2009
Get the eat their shitmug. When mukbangers/asmr people starve themselves so that they could eat a big amount of food and call that savage eating
by jellyfish0211 July 6, 2019
Get the Savage eatingmug. by werrt November 13, 2013
Get the eat the kambamug. Eat me is a type of comeback when someone makes a roast, insult or is annoying in some way to you and when you don't know how to respond you say "eat me" in a really passionate confident voice.
by Gragesdor November 5, 2018
Get the Eat memug. by eatmorerobots July 2, 2010
Get the Eating Robotsmug. To "Eat the Meaties" is an affectionate form of vernacular around eating your ladies tender parts (meat curtains) after she's had an exceptionally long absence of such a release. It is rarely met with scorn or disdain as it represent a perfect opportunity for both a sexual act and simultaneous release of pent up frustration. A synonym for cunnilingus and a playful pun on the cereal tagline "Eat your Wheaties." It's clever and women know precisely what it means.
"I'm going to eat the meaties this weekend."
"I wish he we would step up and eat the meaties."
"Better eat you meaties."
"I wish he we would step up and eat the meaties."
"Better eat you meaties."
by Kazansky2005 February 11, 2020
Get the eat the meatiesmug.