Dyson Dicking

To put your penis inside a vacuum cleaner.

In an attempt to make his penis longer, Rob tried dyson dicking which in result caused several injuries and a $2000 hospital visit.

by Capnmudkip October 9, 2022

Dyamon

Dyamon is a name derived from the Greek goddess Diana. The name Dyamon means "divine" or "heavenly."

Dyamon is someone who is not afraid to take on whatever comes her way.

by Giftedstranger October 28, 2022

Desmond

Being a desmond is when you think you play a big role in a dramatic situation, but realistically you are just a bystander. You know those clueless characters in TV shows that just play along with whatever happens? That's kind of what a desmond is.

Person 1:
"Jacob wasn't really apart of the drama.."

Person 2:
"Yeah, now that I think about it, he was kind of a desmond to the whole situation."

by quagmiretoilet October 31, 2022

desmokated

A state of nicotine depravation

I'm feeling hugely desmokated. I should go to smoke a ciggie

by PapaHetfield February 12, 2023

Desmond

Desmond is the person everyone wants in there life if you ever get a chance with a desmond do not lose it he will love you and show that he cares for you a lot but hes very touchy but thats how he shows his love for you.

"whos that fine ass dreadhead over there with the brown nike tech"
"Oh thats desmond"

by ilovemybf69696969 March 8, 2023

Desmond the moon bear

The best character in the asdf movie

How did I get here? quoted by desmond the moon bear

by anonymous March 9, 2023

Desmos

Used by Maths students who only have access to a mobile phone calculator…and think it’s funny to shout, “Desmos”

Teacher: Right, today we are going to do some trigonometry!
Student: Desmos, Sir?
Teacher: Obviously! Are you fucking stupid?
Student: My mistake…sorry!!

by raj13 March 28, 2023