stick dong

A traditional cock and balls drawing. Also a verb used when someone is acting like a total idiot or showing off for their friends.

Matt was stick donging around the party with a lampshade on his head.

by hickory street October 23, 2011

dilly dong

When you are doing your chick in the butt and your dink gets coated like a dilly bar from Dairy Queen.

I put it in her butt and all I got was a dilly dong.

by clownpenis September 28, 2013

Fling Dong

When one 'helicopters' his penis and hits someone by accident.

Jim: Brrrrrrrmmm (Helicopters)

(Jim hits his penis against Bill)

Bill: Da fuck?! Put that away!!

Jim: Sorry man. I just fling donged you! I clean it up.

by Broose Lee February 10, 2014

ding dong hookup

The hookup nobody wants, but everybody has from time to time. Mostly caused by alcohol, despair, loneliness and/or a full ballsack.

Upon self-reflection Tim realized, that his last one night stand was indeed a ding dong hookup.

by TimTighten January 7, 2015

Dean Dong

Mister Dong is a ding dong known as Dean Dong. Asshole walks around with your mother at prom and has a flashlight. Tries to catch children having sex on the dance floor.

Our principal is such a Dean Dong...

"Face to face with a bit of space."
-Dean Dong

by WholyWhore November 15, 2015

Ding-Dong-Ditch

Ding-Dong-Ditch is a fun activity done commonly in suburban areas. It consists of ringing a doorbell (or knocking if they don't have a doorbell installed) then running away to hide from the owner of the house, usually in a bush or behind a tree. You can flee down the whole street if you want. But be careful, since they might call the police. It is funny as hell when you see their reaction, so using a ghillie suit is good for hiding. As seen on YouTube.

The name was originated from the actions done.

· "Ding-Dong" which obviously refers to the sound of the doorbell.

· "Ditch" which means to run away from a situation that you do not want to be invovled in

Put that together, and it is Ding-Dong-Ditch!

Yo, lets Ding-Dong-Ditch that creepy old man that lives down the street!

by Nishokiizz September 17, 2016

Nut dong

When you're about to nut inside a girl and she pulls your sack down so you last a little longer.

Helen: Steve was about to blow his load and I gave him a nut dong.

Ashley: well at least you got 5 more minutes out of him

by Jimmybulger December 5, 2016