Drifty

crazy bitch who doesn't know how to keep is tongue in his mouth

Drifty can't put his tongue in his mouth

by gangstabitch12365 May 30, 2015

sac drift

A phenomenon where the skin of the scrotum slowly crawls or "drifts" around the balls while the subject is at rest. Happens unconsciously to every man, but is more pronounced in high heat.

I just noticed my sac drift for the first time today, it looked like some kind of nasty alien shit.

by csihar August 14, 2010

The Driftwood Effect

When a man starts spending less time with the bros: this is generally caused by his hope of "getting some" with his new girlfriend.

Mark: "Hey man, have you seen John lately since he started dating that new chick?"
Paul: "No i haven't... i think he may have become a victim of The Driftwood Effect."

by Sparkles the Tri-corn May 26, 2012

Drift

A term wrestlers use to describe the weight you lose overnight.

Hey Daryl, how much did you drift?
Shit brah, I only drifted a pound.

by BiG Don S. February 22, 2009

drift

something one is forced to do to apper "cool" while driving a piece of shit car. this is performed to give the appearance that the car is:
a) rear whell drive
b) has enough power to get the rear end to slide out
frequently performed by ricers and other dumbasses who do not posses a car with real balls (to have a vehicle with "real balls" it must have at least a v-8)

yo, did u see that mad drift i just pulled in my faggot ass civic! That shit was tight!

by bigpapa1080 November 15, 2004

dwint

Hairless penis, very unhairy dick

Yo son that homie got a dwint!

by Josh Hettermann aka "het dog" October 21, 2004

drift

to rock a car in a motion to force the car sideways. most people know it as DORI

I was going to a turn a turn agaisnt it, broke, and down shifted, and controlled gas through the turn.

by bert August 11, 2003