Dragon Lobster

The most epic lobster ever. Its power level is over 9000, and it doesn't afraid of anything.

"DUDE WTF! THAT LOBSTER TOTALLY SNIPPED ME TO DEATH!" "What do you expect? Don't mess with the goddamn dragon lobster.

by Jadcopter March 29, 2009

dragon wrangler

the art of wrangling and taming dragons for personal uses.
but most often than not to be sold on the black market to prevent taxatiion. the only known is Ian goldsmith A.K.A. "fish"

fish is a great dragon wrangler.

by the "x" January 22, 2010

dragon's tongue

When your man's significant junk hangs out of his short shorts and wraps around his thigh. See pet turtle.

After defeating Sauron, Frodo curled his spent body against Samwise Gamgee's dragon's tongue in the pit of Mt. Doom.

by Testudines69 January 16, 2011

Dragon Energy

Energy that comes from nature, which flows into things and charges up everything

Kanye and Trump have Dragon Energy.

by F3w9 May 30, 2018

Dragon Ball Fan

Unlike Your Average everyday weeb, They are violently toxic, racist and sometimes homophobic and some of them haven't matured yet. (12-15 Average Age)

Person 1: "oh h-"
Goku_Nevermisses403: "L + RATIO + NO BITCHES + GOKU CLAPS YO CHEEKS + FAGGOT-ASS N***A + KYS"
Person 1: "what the fu-"
Goku_Nevermisses403: "SHUT UP YOU MONKEY"
Person 2: "ignore him, he's a braindead Dragon Ball Fan"

by Lictionary April 30, 2022

Dragon

#1 A large fictional beast that flys around breathing fire
#2 Deez nuts joke

#1 I just killed the ender dragon from the game: Minecraft
#2 Dragon? Dragon (Dragging) deez nuts across your face

by dhar woman June 1, 2022

Scandanavian Dragon

When a girl gives you head and right when you cum you tell her, "I have herpes", and she shoots the cum out of her nose like a fire-breathing dragon.

Friend 1: Bro, why is your skin on your stomach so smooth? Are you gay?
Freind 2: Aye cuz quit bull shittin you already know i gave my girl that "scandanavian dragon" last night. Yay Yay.

by Professor Whomper February 11, 2010