doozer

a device used for defrauding vending machines. a dollar bill or other small denomination bill and two pieces of clear packing tape about 10" long are required. the doozer is assembled by creating a dollar bill with a tape "handle" such that the doozer can be fed into a vending machine and then removed by quickly pulling the doozer back through the rollers. if done properly the machine credits the user for inserting the bill and the user now gets a free snack and change from the $1.

"yo, let's go down to the student center and use the doozer to get free cheetos"

by uhmarghgigglegiggleyahhhh October 26, 2012

Dober

To be extremely drunk to the extent that you see alligators in your toilet, but you believe you are sober.

Person 1: OMG THERES AN ALLIGATOR IN MY TOILETTTT!!!!!

Person 2: Dude... Are you drunk?

Person 1: I ISD DOBER I SWEAR!

by Emulioisddober September 17, 2016

dizer

A proper proper gay specky ugly cunt.

Dizers a proper nonce

by DizerDone November 27, 2017

dezerea

Dezerea is an ungrateful bitch who gossips too much and can’t keep her mouth shut. She loves making people feel horrible about themselves and no matter how much she tries to show it off, she will never have a thicc booty. She thinks that she’s better than everyone but in reality, everyone thinks of her as a bitch

“Did you hear what Dezerea said?!” “ Ya, I know, she can’t keep a secret”.

by randomneddddd November 6, 2018

doozer

the space between the scrotum/labia and anus. also known as the taint

man 1: i had a really kinky date last night
man 2: really? did she chew your doozer?

by pmism July 30, 2008

Doers

The act of raping doing someone under an overpass.

"Hey Katie look at that sexy beast!"

"Mmmm...I'd doers him"

by KCCCHT October 17, 2008

Doker

DOH! Ker

Homer DOH! ker

by Anonymous May 4, 2003