Ocean dolphin

A generic dolphin what else did you want?

"Wow look at that ocean dolphin"

by J-jam February 21, 2015

magic dolphin

That one girl/guy that you find uncontrollably attractive. You want to be with them but.... as we all known from Leviticus 4:5: "And the Lord said, let the Magic Dolphin be unattainable, because fuck your dreams."

Fuck, bro beans.... that girl right there is my Magic Dolphin.

by MJFire0511 June 19, 2016

specific dolphin

Some bad ass manly dolphin, but not any dolphin, A Specific Dolphin.

Trent: Yo that dolphin cool as fuck.

Dylan squared: Nigga, that ain't just a ordinary dolphin, that's a specific dolphin!

by SpecificDolphin February 5, 2018

SWINDON DOLPHIN WATER POLO TEAM

The most successful team in the South West of England, which competes in the BWWPL. SWINDON DOLPHINS. A WAY OF LIFE.

"Did you watch the SWINDON DOLPHIN WATER POLO TEAM play yesterday?"
"yes, they were astonishing!"

by qwerty1234567888 June 15, 2022

Soggy Dolphin

When a large, oiled up man of Cuban decent proceeds to jump and land naked into a woman’s wiener receptacle while simultaneously making dolphin noises until completion.

Man I was so drunk the other night I saw Leroy give the Soggy Dolphin to 8 women.

by Sir Benjamin Earl 0106 July 10, 2022

Lumine Dolphin Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Genshin Impact While you swim in Fontain Lunine get dive like a dolphin weeee here and we're there

Friend:Is That a dolphin?
Genshin Enjoyer:We don't have dolphin in our game
Friend:That fish is diving up and down in the water looks like a white dolphin.
Genshin Enjoyer:Oh That's the main Character

Lumine Dolphin Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee diving in the water in Fontaine
Friend:Oh I see Great very based

by BadComputer September 3, 2023

punch a dolphin

Typically used in the phrase "before I punch a dolphin". Basically meaning; you are so fed up with something that you have little or no control over but you want control over you'd punch a magestic dolphin for it; either out of anger, compensation or to appall people in the figurative sense.

"I need to go on a tropical vacation soon before I punch a dolphin."

"This bars service needs to step up before I punch a dolphin in that place".

"One more hipster comment and I'm going to punch a dolphin in front of everybody."

by NittyGritty May 30, 2018