by Happy Scrappy Hears a Pup October 18, 2008
Get the Douche McGeemug. Someone who is so inflated with their doucheness that they walk around with a false sense of importance.
what a douche-balloon!!
by insultURface September 16, 2010
Get the douche-balloonmug. When taking a picture with someone, the act of pointing to the person with whom you're standing as if to claim said person as your bro.
by BNLgrl July 27, 2016
Get the douche pointmug. by schoetyme May 12, 2008
Get the douche cockmug. by DonnyWangzilla October 28, 2009
Get the douche bazookamug. An overwhelming feeling of uncomfortable embarrassment brought on by watching someone make a fool of himself.
I got douche chills watching someone completely bomb making unfunny/inappropriate jokes in front of crowd.
by A. Mayer August 31, 2006
Get the douche chillsmug. A white/latino/black/asian/indian or any other ethnicity (mostly white) person who constantly brags about their ethnicity or heritage.
Most of these people are only a small percentage of another heritage (such as German, British, Irish, Cuban, etc..)
They constantly brag about being only part, or all of a certain Ethnicity or Heritage.
White people will brag mostly about being a European, as latino's will brag mostly upon their own Ethnicty, using it as an excuse or some other lame bullshit idea.
Like myself for instance, i'm part Mexican (since my grandma is a full blown Mexican) part Italian, part Austrian, and part Russian, but do i constantly brag about it? No. Because no one cares. Since i'm white as hell, no one would believe me either.Espically about the whole Mexican part.
Most of these people are only a small percentage of another heritage (such as German, British, Irish, Cuban, etc..)
They constantly brag about being only part, or all of a certain Ethnicity or Heritage.
White people will brag mostly about being a European, as latino's will brag mostly upon their own Ethnicty, using it as an excuse or some other lame bullshit idea.
Like myself for instance, i'm part Mexican (since my grandma is a full blown Mexican) part Italian, part Austrian, and part Russian, but do i constantly brag about it? No. Because no one cares. Since i'm white as hell, no one would believe me either.Espically about the whole Mexican part.
Guy 1: Why do you drink all that weird European Imported shit??
Guy 2: i'm Irish, Danish, and Samoan. I have to drink.
Guy 1: So fucking what. I've already told you what my ancestor ethnicity's are. See me bragging about them?? No.
Guy 2: You're fucking predigest against Irish people aren't you?
Guy 1: No i'm not, and you're only a small part of Irish, like any other asshole claims to be, Dumb ass.
Guy 2: You know, Samoan people like me can fuck you up in an instant. We're burly, big-ass Mo Fo's.
Guy 1: Dude, you're more white then me, your parents are more white then me, i've met your entire family, and they're all skinny, slender people. And not a single one had at least a single dark shade of brown.
Guy 2: You're just jealous because i'm Danish. We make bomb-ass food. Like the pastry you're eating right now.
Guy 1: You're such a Heritage Douche..
Guy 2: i'm Irish, Danish, and Samoan. I have to drink.
Guy 1: So fucking what. I've already told you what my ancestor ethnicity's are. See me bragging about them?? No.
Guy 2: You're fucking predigest against Irish people aren't you?
Guy 1: No i'm not, and you're only a small part of Irish, like any other asshole claims to be, Dumb ass.
Guy 2: You know, Samoan people like me can fuck you up in an instant. We're burly, big-ass Mo Fo's.
Guy 1: Dude, you're more white then me, your parents are more white then me, i've met your entire family, and they're all skinny, slender people. And not a single one had at least a single dark shade of brown.
Guy 2: You're just jealous because i'm Danish. We make bomb-ass food. Like the pastry you're eating right now.
Guy 1: You're such a Heritage Douche..
by Just another opiononated guy.. September 7, 2009
Get the Heritage Douchemug.