dookie booties

The nondescript pair of sneakers one keeps at work to wear when one goes to take a dump, so that one cannot be identified by coworkers who look under the stall door.

Travis's intense social anxiety meant he had to hold his poo in all day rather than being discovered as a pooper by his fellow workers. His problems were solved when he started keeping a pair of dookie booties in the back of a desk drawer.

by naldo reinstein January 29, 2014

scuba dookie

When scuba diving, you poop your wet suit. This creates a scuba dookie.

Do you ever scuba dookie? man, i'll tell ya. its a bitch to clean up.

by Dylan furst February 4, 2007

dookie slap

when walking down a street in a large city i.e., seoul, new york, hong kong, singapore etc. and a warm stench of sewage hits you momentarily.

when it hits you, you simply say..."DOOKIE SLAP." you can also substitute any smell for dookie. EX: fish slap, chunks slap (vomit), diesel slap, etc.

by sonny "O D B" ratcliffe April 25, 2007

Phantom dooker

A larger poo teasing your pants by poking in and out of your anus almost touching cotton but dashing back in the second its presence is felt leaving nothing but its rancid odor left from is warm depths, where it can cling to all fabrics and smell for about 2 severe minutes.
Usually the preamble to a very large poo mostly within an hour.
If missed can lead to constipation.

Danny: man those tacos, cheetos, munchos with a coke...and a lot of water was good.
Jeff: yeah man
Danny: yeah wow i think i pooped my pants
Jeff: o man whats that nasty smell
Danny: i dont know man gimme a napikin
Jeff: ok
Dannt: naa dude it was just the Phantom Dooker
Jeff: o dang we need to get you to a hospital soon; th Pootrain will pull into Pants Station

by DMAC4 April 19, 2009

dookie dungen

another expression for the act of anal sex, similar to such phrases as surfing the hersey highway, or fudge packing.

"Danny fucked Jessica in her dookie dungen."

by ADD86 October 25, 2007

Dook

1. To take a poo

1. Would you excuse me, I gotta dook.

by JD Christie February 25, 2004

doofy

Someone how acts really goofy and does stupid, idiotic things.

You look at them and want to say DOH! and smack your forhead.

A name to call your friend.

Ginny told her friend Kristen about how she was jumping up and down on the elevador and in the process lost her room key from her pocket. Kristen looked at Ginny and said: "Good one, DOOFY!"

by Ginny Price May 2, 2004