ditchy

Low-grade, less than stellar, shitty, crappy, rundown.
(Orig. ditch weed)

Nate tooked like a tool showing up at prom with his ditch 1992 Lexus with rust spots.
Even with the new paint job, the house on the corner still looks ditchy with the broken screen door.

by Lisa N September 12, 2005

Ditch

Accepting to do something with someone then denying.

A: she told me she's coming over to pick me up at 10 to go clubbing, at 9:45 she called and said she wasn't up for it anymore.
B: Wow, lame, the bitch ditched you.

by aruba lem April 26, 2010

ditch fucker

nasty country girl (highly likely skag whore) who's stank you don't want in your car, so you toss her in a ditch and most likely ass to mouth her. You have to take off and leave her in the ditch for it to count. (helps if you bust in her eyes so she can't see)

q: how was the cottage?
a: I was so fukn loaded that i grabbed a ditch fucker

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

ditch pig

An obese ugly, skank from Sidney, BC who gets sympathy sex because she is so damn pathetic. (These girls generally go by the name Kristy or Wendy)

Girls you see at golf tournaments that hit on pathetic guys who also are in need of sympathy sex - togther this couple defines the term LOSERS.

by Julie Halliday July 6, 2004

ding dong ditch

A woman's vagina.

I stuck it in her ding dong ditch last night

by JackBadass April 12, 2010

Ditch

The large, empty space between a persons ears. Very common in Ohio.

Wow, Jeff sure has a huge ditch between his ears.

by tag123 July 25, 2011

love ditch

snapper,fish slipper,meat hole,monkey,vagina.

I slapped her face with my kidney busterand then planted it in her love ditch.

by grinder November 27, 2003