Dink

A head shot or someone who acts stupid.

Ex 1: "I dinked them!"
Ex 2 " You're a dink."

by BryceKryspies October 27, 2022

Flappity Dink

When a male uses his hand to rebound slap his hard erect dick against his stomach, making a "thud" sound. This action can be performed to cat call / arouse nearby females

"we were laying in bed together when he started up with his flappity dink. I knew what I had to next"

by SIRTOPMHAT November 26, 2023

Dink

Dink just means for something to be dumb or idiotic. Mostly used by the north east of England (as far as I know) and it's so funny when you put it in a completely unintelligible sentence that would make Americans go cross eyed.

Me: ,pwhar, that's ,canny,,dink, that ,liek,

My m8: ,pwhar,,why aye, m8

by yourabsolutemam December 28, 2021

Dink Flexing

Middle aged married couples without kids, aka "Dinks" (dual income no kids) spending on their lifestyles to show how hip and fit they are. The things they spend on are mountain bikes, craft beers, travel, outdoor gear in general, SUV's, etc

That couple's new SUV with new pricey mountain bikes on back is some real dink flexing.

by Laughs Along With Humans May 10, 2023

Rinky dink

Something old and not taken care of

Yo ur car is mad rinky dink

by Chris_Blicky February 1, 2023

Salty Dink

A Salty Dink is a celebrated but often detested shot in the growing sport of Pickleball.

A Salty Dink occurs when a regular dink hits the net and barely drops to the other side, making it an unexpected and almost impossible shot for the opponents to return.

Damn, that Ben guy is hitting so many Salty Dinks today!

Fuaarrrr out, Alex got the Saltiest Dink I've ever seen against Ben J and Anna!

by Anna LW June 8, 2025

Dink

To punch hard; to fight aggressively

" I was about to dink her ass up, she lucky my mama came & got me"
Fight punch scrap

by Unicorn_Shits November 7, 2015