dinner kank

When you jab your gums at the dinner table with a fork and yell out in slander.

Damn it, Tony, all hell I gave myself a dinner kank with that steak fork!

by redceltic88 February 28, 2015

Dinker

(Adj.): dirty, icky, nasty, krusty, evil, rat

“When I went to jail my cell mate was a real dinker.”

by Fukbitchsgetmony March 19, 2021

fancy dinner

noun:

a costly predicament

Man 1: I just bought our tickets for the Paul Simon concert
Man 2: I can't go, I told you this weeks ago!
Man 1: Well this is quite the fancy dinner.

by onoringo April 9, 2008

Swanson Dinner

Completing a variety of sexual activities with a girl (including penetration, oral sex, anal, sleighride, etc.) in ONE night.

Josh: So what did you and Jenna do last night?
James: Oh I gave her a Swanson Dinner ;)

by Franzzz November 6, 2008

theep dinker

Someone who takes a simple idea way out of proportion, believing that they are coming up with some deep explanation but they really make no sense to the foolish masses

A lot of people call me a babbling fool because I speak the truth in riddles but much like Dr. Suess I am simply a theep dinker.

by Gr8 G'sUs August 17, 2012

Late dinner

A phrase used to describe why you are late for anything (like work, breakfast with a friend, etc.), but is actually a cover for consuming far too much/too many things that fucked you up beforehand. Also related to early breakfast or brunch, long lunch, etc.

I'm really sorry to be late, but I had a late dinner with moms last night.
Sorry I'm late for our date, but I had a late lunch that fucked up my whole schedule up.

by RobaDobaDoo February 9, 2014

Haliburton dinner jacket

A wannabe Kenora dinner jacket.

A Haliburton dinner jacket is a blatant rip-off of the original Kenora dinner jacket: A plaid lumberjack jacket.

by Jojo Hohnson November 17, 2017