Wild Deuces

To use a public bathroom without ever being a customer because your colon is about 90 seconds from blowing out. Dropping Wild Deuces usually involves little to no eye contact. At most, the person throwing down will shrug their shoulders evoking a head shake from the employee.

Manager: "Have you seen the guy in the red hat?"

Employee: "Yeah - he dropped Wild Deuces then high-tailed it for the door. When I asked if he needed any help, he just said 'I'm good' without ever making eye contact."

Manager: "Sh*t - again! Wild Deuces again! I'm going to go to his house, drop Wild Deuces, and then just leave without ever saying 'hi' to his wife or anything."

by Arthur Drood October 5, 2016

low deuce

Low Duece- when you and a friend are hitting a girl from both sides, and your scrotums bang together, making the situation awkward for everyone.

"Dude, that was awesome, but that low deuce almost ruined the whole thing."

by Cockjuggler 32 June 27, 2016

doobie deuce

When you're smoking weed and you take a really nice shit.

When you're smoking in the bathroom with friends, it's inappropriate to take a doobie deuce.

by Doobie Deucer January 14, 2017

Air deuce

A fart or poot.

Friend 1: bruh. It smells like poo in here.

Friend 2: it should, I just laid an air deuce.

by harlie roque September 6, 2021

Coppin Deuces

tryna be buddy buddy wit a nigga who onna other side cause you scared of 💨

for example.. "look like dem niggas COPPIN DEUCES TO 43,"

don’t end up like them🤡🤡🦶🏾🦶🏾🦶🏾🦶🏾..

by Jjkais December 1, 2022

Baker's deuce

From the former practice of bakers of adding a third to a batch of two in order to avoid punishment for accidentally delivering underweight deuces.

Johnson: "Wait, how many english muffs did you have for dinner last night?"

John Thomas: "I ended up buying a baker's deuce - two for dinner, and one for dessert."

by billybee69 March 23, 2011

Diablo dingdong deuce

a flaming bag of shit left on someone's front porch, wherein the perp rings the doorbell before running off.

Shannon got crap all over his foot when he stomped out a diablo dingdong deuce that someone left for him!

by Candylaw March 18, 2014