Lauren Dearment

Usually the daughter of a Jon or Dana. Usually has a brother named Will (William to be exact) and sister named Katelyn. The Largest butt in the tri-state area. She typically wears glasses and you can find her grazing the golf course of Meadville Pa on the weekly. She greatly enjoys hardware. She is attracted to gingers. They typically go by the name of Pat or Patrick.

Is that Lauren Dearment? I can smell her from a mile away.

by PusuedoBish March 30, 2019

Rita deari

Its a person that god used all creating points on beauty and left her with no brain

Your such a rita deari.
Why ?

by Vaginmepenisanash December 15, 2021

Mother Dearest

A women named Keith padiddle donk.

kid: hello Mother Dearest
Keith: HEllo mey small child

by mother dearist February 24, 2022

your dears

Your dear ones , your darlings , your whanau, close to your heart.

I hope your dears are well , my dears are going on holiday.

by Colyflower December 3, 2023

Joshua Dearden

Don’t be a Joshua Dearden : someone who is simpleton, fool, dimwit, doofus, or nitwit. Or a Dysrationalia, aphasia, egotist, Dogmatic, Stubborn, arrogant and annoying

You are really being a Joshua Dearden and that absolutely suits no one but Joshua dearden!

by Oppositionsevered December 8, 2024

My dearest ray of sunshine

The feeling of warmth, comfort and home when one finds themselves staring into an unexpected blessing.

To my dearest ray of sunshine,

I cherish every season with you.

by Moon shaped Brioche March 17, 2026

Cody Dearborn

THE WORLDS TOP GOONER. He once Gooned on the Eiffel Tower and buss on the people below. Girls call him the DITTYBORN.

Rory: Is that rain? I was just trying to enjoy my vacation. Now I'm soaked!

Morgan: BROOOOO, you must of got Cody Dearborned! Look up!!

*The Dittyborn stands menacingly on top with pants off*

by Cody Dearborns BIGGEST FAN December 9, 2025