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willy custard

He filled my pie with willy custard.....I might have a bun in the oven 😂
by Lrp43 March 23, 2019
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cosmic custodian

One who sees life through a lens of universal loving kindness....and whose work is to make this love visible.
As she approached life through a lens of universal loving kindness, he truly saw her as a cosmic custodian...
by Sonder Life September 15, 2019
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Tuby Custard

A tubby white cat with an extremely fucking short fuse, you pet him nicely and 5 seconds later your legs missing and while you scream in pain, he's shredding a hole in your back, this white little cock sucker is the first and last of his kind, he used to run and go brrrr, his face almost looks like a siamese cat, but he's not, he can barely open his fucking eyes cause Midder Cuddard has a second pair of eyelids that little som bitch!
Tuby Custard is so privilaged, I fucking hate you white males!
by Frank West: I've covered wars! February 2, 2020
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ss.cust0ms

One of the best growing customising businesses in South Africa . Some would even say the world! Specialising in customising Jeans, Jackets and bulletproof vests.
ss.cust0ms is dropping some crazy clothing! Soon.
by Anoynongbshshsb June 6, 2021
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Spanish Custard

Dad: How was your date with Maria?
Son: it was great. I gave her a spanish custard, if you know what I mean?
by Mike lit 69 January 18, 2022
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Nose Full of Custard

The situation in which a human's sinuses are quite disgustingly clogged and the viscous residue which erupts from one's cavernous nostrils is the consistency and yellow hue of Custard.
Mo: Did you see that Fabio guy? He used his tie to wipe his Nose Full of Custard.
by ThaiCube December 6, 2017
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Whip the custard

Verb.

After a man and woman have both cum (only achieved without a condom) the man takes his finger and whips both cums together on her clit, rubbing gently from clit to anus. The custard is the commingled cum.
After they both climaxed, Harry started to whip the custard and continued to pleasure Belinda.
by For-Harry’s-Sake September 29, 2018
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