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australian alarm clock

this is when you awaken your significant other by shoving your thumb in her ass, while yelling common Australian catch phrases. "G'day Mate!" and "I just shoved my shrimp in your Bar-B!" are the most common.
Mary prefers the Australian alarm clock to the Eskimo mushroom hammer.
by georgelopez October 22, 2008
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Time clock tough guy

An employee or employer on the clock who would never have guts to act or say such rude things off the clock.
Can you believe how hostile Keith acts towards new employees? If he said those comments off the clock he'd be clocked. He's definitely a time clock tough guy.
by YooJoe1 January 8, 2014
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clock blocked

when you can't get to a web page because your computer or mobile phone is too slow or has a poor connection and all you get is a spinning clock.
I needed to look up the restaurant's phone number but I was in a dead zone and I got clock blocked every time I Googled it.
by RobynG November 16, 2010
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clockday

International holiday celebrating the clock crew and there accomplishments. Clockday is held every year on August 15, this day was chosen because it was the day B passed judgement and became part of the portal...

clocks celebrate clockday by submitting clockday themed flash to newgrounds.com.
HOLEY FUCK CLOCKDAY IS SOON!!!111, bettar start werk on mai flash.
by peyoteclock July 7, 2005
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coo coo clock

Someone that has totally gone crazy and lost it. They have an embarrassing temper that makes you laugh at them.
What are you a coo coo clock?

Ok coo coo clock!

Control yourself don't be a coo coo clock!
by Rat Tail January 11, 2006
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clockin'

To check-out or watch something.
Man I be clockin' da hoes at duh club. Hoping to get up n'im tonight yo.
by cardopolis July 22, 2005
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Nature's Alarm Clock

Noun. The act of awakening in absolute astonishment to yourself doing any of the following:

- wetting the bed, pretty much standard and definitely the most common of nature's alarm clocks.

- ejaculating, also known as nocturnal emmissions; most commonly found with young pubescent men who have not yet mastered the fine art of masturbation, or just weird fucks who don't masturbate for some god foresaken reason.

- shitting, definitely the rarest and most frightening of all of nature's alarm clocks. Don't ask me how this happens but rumor says that it is most commonly experienced in things called fraternity houses.
Young Man: "I just woke up and my weiner was glued to my leg, and I had this bizarre feeling of euphoria and relaxation."

Knowledgable Elder: "Oh, don't worry youngster, nothin' to fret about thats just Nature's Alarm Clock telling you its time to get up and apparently do some laundry."
by Brad Pinto February 5, 2006
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