crotch turkey

A sexually transmitted disease.
Also crotch turkeys.

That girl is prime territory for crotch turkeys.

by Kara October 20, 2003

crotch grab

When one grabs their crotch. More often than not the offender is unaware of the action. This proves most hilarious when film or camera equipment is present.

Ian did a major crotch grab in the handguns movie.

by Dave Berkowsky January 7, 2009

crotchinal

The sexual area of your body
crotch + vaginal or groinal

1. I'm going to kick the shit out of your crotchinal area.

2. Your crotchinal area tastes funny.

3. Watch your crotchinal.

by Seung October 16, 2007

crotch potato

similar to a couch potato. A way to describe a girl that does nothing but lays there while having sex.

Guy 1 Dude that girl didnt move at all when i was banging her

Guy 2 Dude she sounds like such a "crotch potato"

by CDS the man from MD August 23, 2010

Sasquatch Crotch

When pubic hair around the genitals or "Ballfro" is big enough to cover the entire crotchal region.

Gurchrude: "Omg!"

Helga: "What is it?"

Gurchrude: "Last night i banged a Lumberjack."

Helga: "...and?"

Gurchrude: "Nah. You wouldn't believe me if i told you.."

Helga: "Tell me anyway."

Gurchrude: "Ok.. Last night... i saw... a Sasquatch Crotch!"

Helga: "Mmmm, yummy."

by Zach Wagner March 1, 2009

sex crotch

Dripping wet vagina or pussy.

I want him so bad..." "He's giving me sex crotch...

by smokebongo November 13, 2010

Louisiana Swamp Crotch

A mixture if un-kept hair and perspiration in between the legs. Smells of raccoon's asshole and sac-sweat. This vile substance that is spawned creates a large red rash sometimes puss filled, which causes the victim to walk as if they've unloaded a mass quantity of diarrhea in their pants. Unlike duck butter this condition is underwear ruining, usually identified by large battery acid-like holes that can sometimes reach the butthole area. Caused by thunder thighs and hot, humid environments. This condition is life ruining.

Did you smell the Louisiana Swamp Crotch in that golden corral? I puked all over out toothless waitress.

by CapGun July 1, 2011