A group of people who are too fat to walk, so they ride around on electric scooters in places like the Mall. In groups, they tend to swerve around each other and wreak havoc by damaging fixtures, kiosks, and merchandise with their clumsy mass.
1. Look, there go the Mini Coopers! I hope they don't ram the watch kiosk again.
2. The mini coopers were struggling to turn around in a narrow aisle full of fragile merchandise.
2. The mini coopers were struggling to turn around in a narrow aisle full of fragile merchandise.
by stghm August 13, 2008
by Repooc@ December 23, 2016
mason coopers can be really annoying but they have big asses and you can never get bored of them. they can amuse you just by you seeing them. they’re funny but obnoxious. can’t forget they’re hot as fuck
by thiccconfessions January 17, 2019
The most, amazing ,fit, big cocked guy in the universe and is the god to the yaheeeee and is ultimately moist
Your such a charlie cooper
by Big ball December 26, 2016
by Lizard Jesus June 22, 2018
Is when you put someone in a half nelson, finger their butthole, give them a fish hook after you have done so and the to proceed with anal sex while making noises of the animal of your choice.
Bitch got out of line, so I Roofus Coopered her ass.
I Roofus Coop'd the slut up so she couldn't get away.
You can't have a party with The Roofus Cooper.
I Roofus Coop'd the slut up so she couldn't get away.
You can't have a party with The Roofus Cooper.
by The Angry Green Bastard October 11, 2011
by Dropped My Idiot March 18, 2018