natures condom

another word for ones ass

Person 1: We were having sex then she bounced up and got on all fours.

Person 2: You mean...

Person 1: Yes sir. She wanted she wanted it in her ass.

Person 2: Well it is natures condom.

by ATHF Romulox June 24, 2010

Condaleeza Rice

whigger and insult to African Americans

Got what she benifited from affirmative action and now wants to illegalize it.

by Janel Karam April 19, 2004

Condom Ring

the appearance of a ring (same dimensions of a condom) on the outside of one's wallet caused by a condom being in the wallet for an extensive period of time (i.e. months to years)

Bob: Dude what is that on the outside of your wallet bro?
Dan: Shut up man, you know that is a condom ring...
Bob: It has really been that long since you last got laid?

Dan: Don't act like you've never had a condom ring!
Bob: Nah that ain't me....

by Spinman75 December 4, 2009

condom

a condom is a stretchy, and protective cover that is used on a penis, there are also condoms for females.these are used to keep semen from depositing into the vagina. and to prevent a pregenacy from happening.

a condom is made of latex, and is used to have safe sex

by a.e.p June 14, 2010

Condom fishing

When the dudes condom comes off while fucking and he has to fish it out the pussy with his finger.

Man, I was fucking Susie so hard last night I almost didn't notice the condom came off until I nutted. I went condom fishing five minutes it was far up her pussy.

by ex_lax70 October 3, 2016

condimeat

Meat on Meat – i.e., what you put on your burger with when you’re not a rabbit and need more than mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise to sustain your hunger.

Karl: Yo Wilbur what kinda condimeats you got on that burger?
Wilbur: Aw man I'm loading it up with some salami, bacon, and pastrami.

by samelchaz September 28, 2018

cranberry condom

An early morning discovery of a penis covered in menstrual blood.

"I took home that girl from the bar and fucked her bare-back. The next morning I woke up with a Cranberry Condom"

by Greg Proops April 22, 2008