Comatoast

A sudden disturbance of sensory function, equilibrium, or mental faculties usually caused by reaction to something achieved (or escaped) by a narrow margin.

Me and my buddy were on our way home on a country road after a long day's work. Suddenly, just after the turn-off, out jumped a doe (deer) in front of us. I was already in a coma from work -- after hitting the deer, and narrowly avoiding a serious car accident, I now was totally comatoast.

by Littlemanl January 10, 2012

comatose curb stomp blow job kick

The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”

*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head

Defetion provided by the dopest fort maker this side of the north bay ca

Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.

by LakeCountyTreatsYouRight February 9, 2018

Ace Combat

An insanely awesome punk rock band from southern Connecticut.

I am going to watch Ace Combat play and create massive walls of death tonight at Toads Place.

by dyammi May 5, 2006

combat ready

"Ready for Action" in a sexual sense

In bed he dresses "combat ready", in the nude, so he is ready for action

by J Williford February 8, 2008

CombatDave.tk

a great place, and an even greater person!

CombatDave.tk rocks your socks

by Ria September 28, 2003

Comcastic

An overt sexual display, usually in front of a large audience or children ( like the porn clip during Super Bowl 42 in the Tucson area on the Comcast feed )

"How was the bonfire?"
"It was fun, but Tom and Sarah were there, so it was pretty comcastic"

"What did you think of the movie?"
"It was a little comcastic for the kids"

by MCH_AZ February 7, 2009

Combat Boots

Boots worn by redneck faggots who usually aren't part of any army.

Gary: "Bruh you wear Combat Boots in public" Desert: "My boots have steel in them to block bullets and shit"

by Desert August 9, 2015