Similar to a dutch oven, after eating Chipotle you lay down to take a nap or go to sleep. You pull the covers over your own head and fart, knocking yourself unconscious. Reverse dutch oven.
Call a doctor... This woman has been in a Chipotle coma for over two hours. She's losing to much oxygen.
by G33tarPlay3r January 15, 2015
Joe: "Dude I really don't want to go to the mall."
Matt: "Why?"
Joe: "Because man, I get a nose coma walking through the cologne department."
Matt: "Why?"
Joe: "Because man, I get a nose coma walking through the cologne department."
by Insomniate December 07, 2015
After I got my first ultra luxury car, it was always packed with pussy. An unrelenting sex parade, of money hungry women.
I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.
This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.
I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.
I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.
This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.
I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 06, 2010
When a person is in an extreme state of drunkenness, unable to take care of themselves, unwilling to take help and being abusive.
'lets get Tom home, he's fucked.'
'Yeah, but i feel like leaving him in the street because he's in a cunt coma.'
'I know, he just punched me and is shouting abuse at those pikeys over there!'
'Yeah, but i feel like leaving him in the street because he's in a cunt coma.'
'I know, he just punched me and is shouting abuse at those pikeys over there!'
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