Collagen Karen

The type of upper class woman (usually a bleached blowout blonde) yelling at minimum wage employees because she can't return an expensive item with no tag/receipt. Unaware of class struggles and pain of marginalized groups. Collagen lips and plastic surgery paid for by rich (but absent like her own rich and absent father) husband.

Collagen Karen: OMG! How dare you not allow me to return these Prada sunglasses even though I ignored all the store's policies! I need to speak to the owner of the building- What's your name?? Lemon?!

Employee : You're a grown woman throwing a tantrum, ok Collagen Karen.

by heyworl June 7, 2020

white collar wasted

"White collar wasted" is getting wasted after work while still in business casual/formal. The more hours that pass after work, the better.

By 10 pm it becomes apparent to onlookers that you either are too drunk to go home and change, too lazy, or you are a douche. But you don't give a damn. You are white collar wasted.

Be respectful of those around you and loosen that tie.

Office coworker/recent college graduate: "Hey man, what are you doing after you go home from work today."

You: "I'm not going home; I'm getting white collar wasted."

Northwestern Mutual sales douche 1: "My hair is gelled, my face is bronzed up, I got juiced at the gym this morning, I'm wearing a suit, and it's 6 pm at the office on a Friday. What do I do now?"

Identical looking Northwestern Mutual sales douche #2: "Don't you dare loosen that tie. Let's get white collar wasted and hit on college bitches."

by gclax333 October 13, 2012

Blue Collar Chic

Shaved head, goatee, tattoo, piercing - or some combination thereof. An urban trend ironically called edgy. Might have been edgy in the late 90s, now it's just a tired, ubiquitous trend. Also so: propped-up & revolving baseball caps. Also see: white men trying to look like Latino prisoners because being white is seen as less masculine these days.

Wait, is that Ben? When did he turn into a blue-collar Mexican?
When Latinos came in style, he died his hair black and got a tattoo to appeal to them. Thinks Blue Collar Chic makes him more masculine and less white.

Oh. Has be bought a pick-up truck yet?

by BullWinkle February 5, 2014

cat collar

A pussy with a tatoo around it

Wow that's a sexy cat collar

by CFCs May 8, 2016

CAT Collar

Cat collars is a collar most but not all owners put on their cats. Cat collars usually will have the address of the owner in case the cat gets lost. Even though most owners decide to put collars on their cats, this does not mean you need a collar for your cat to officially own them, and many owners decide to not have collars for their cat for reasons.

Person: Hey do you have a cat collar for your cat?
Person 2: No, my cat doesn't need one, but I still own him.

by TheTruthAndTheRealOne February 13, 2019

aaleyah collado

aaleyah collado is the sweetest person ever. she’s kind and shy but is very open when your her best friend. not to mention she’s beautiful and has the most beautiful red hair. but her natural brown hair is also gorgeous.

“you’re so beautiful just like aaleyah collado.”

“yess that’s my bestie aaleyah collado😻”

by minionluvr12344 May 1, 2022

savage in collage form

when you make a savage af collage comparing a goof to something else, in order to make fun of them.

Cindy Robes: did u see jon earwig's new post on instagram? he kinda looks like a turtle in it.
Mark Icecreambars: omg ur right! time to hit google and pic collage, we're making a new savage in collage form!

by craZy chRi$ October 17, 2015