cocker

A variation on the shocker or spocker, where you put both your balls in her pussy, and your dick in her ass. Still two in the pink one in the stink!

I was doing her in the butt and transitioned into the Cocker when she queefed so hard I ended up with her cum in my ass.

by TimKyleMatt2 March 28, 2009

Croaker

A very large poop, which is usually very smelly. It is also known to refer to the sound some poops make. Croakers are usually taken in other peoples' houses.

Hey Bob, by the sound of his poop I believe he is taking a croaker.

Woah man, be right back. Got to take a huge croaker upstairs.

by Z chizzle July 7, 2011

cloaker

Cloaker: Facebook user who sets their online Status to private and, after spying on the status of the other members of Friends list, will post, comment, or poke from unknown status source, only to disappear back into oblivion.

"I know shes a cloaker becuz she'd poke me after everytime I logged in and she wasn't online"

by Methodikal April 21, 2008

Cocker Spaniel Lunch

Chinese food of undetermined origin. They eat Fido over there.

Boeing's super sonic airliner is so fast, you can fly from Baltimore to Bejing for a Cocker Spaniel lunch and fly home in time for dinner.

by Simon October 14, 2004

caker

A slacker. One who slacks off when they are supposed to be doing stuff.

You cakers out there in Richland better listen up, man cause your tortilla's going to be flipped!

by JonathanChance June 23, 2004

Cocker

A male with his genatalia exposed at the Burning Man Festival.

Certain variations include the shirt cocker, the fanny pack cocker and the "gee, where'd my pants run off to this time" cocker. New species are being discovered each year.

by Point N Laugh September 19, 2009

conker

Slang: A penis or prick.

It's not my fault I have a huge conker.

by iCeD November 30, 2004