clusterfuckistan

Any place in the middle east that is constantly at war over stupid religous shit. The people in this place are ready to kill anyone who doesn't agree with them. They don't have a stable government because they are uncivilized barbarians. They hate Americans because we accept all races and religions (even though we have some racist groups, but who doesn't). They will never agree to stop attacking America and this is why we have heroes fighting them off to keep us safe at home (thank a soldier).

person A: why are we even at war in the first place? we should bring the troops home.

person B: even if we brought the troops home the people in clusterfuckistan wouldn't stop attacking us dumbass!!!

clusterfuckistan by Jed Sinsheimer January 11, 2010

clusterchuck

Sometimes used in lieu of clusterfuck.

The checkout lanes at Wal-Mart are clusterchucked on the 15th and last day of every month.

The meeting was contentious and rowdy -- a real clusterchuck -- all we learned was that NO one has a clue what the current programs are doing to their data.

clusterchuck by reverb July 14, 2006