The black clouds is speed or crystal meth. This is because when you do speed something bad happens so its like you have a black cloud over your head.
by Bobbyrahal April 23, 2008
Get the black clouds mug. The Brown Cloud, or Brown Clouding is the act of firmly placing a soiled infant diaper into a female partner's face, while having sexual intercourse from a doggystyle position.
The Brown Cloud is an advanced sexual maneuver requiring one male, one female, a doggystyle position, a soiled baby diaper (must be #2), and one firm swing arm.
One must maintain a firm grip on his partner while plunging almost epileptically, grab the soiled baby diaper with a cupped hand, and firmly smash the poo side of the diaper into his partners face (as one might do with a pie).
You achieve extra cool points if some of the #2 enters the mouth or nostrils of the female. Also, it is considered incorrect if you stop thrusting at any point during this process.
It is perfectly ok to state after the event has taken place that you have officially "Brown Clouded a Bitch."
The Brown Cloud is an advanced sexual maneuver requiring one male, one female, a doggystyle position, a soiled baby diaper (must be #2), and one firm swing arm.
One must maintain a firm grip on his partner while plunging almost epileptically, grab the soiled baby diaper with a cupped hand, and firmly smash the poo side of the diaper into his partners face (as one might do with a pie).
You achieve extra cool points if some of the #2 enters the mouth or nostrils of the female. Also, it is considered incorrect if you stop thrusting at any point during this process.
It is perfectly ok to state after the event has taken place that you have officially "Brown Clouded a Bitch."
B-On: "Hey, lets fuck"
Dre-A: "Ok"
B-On: "Bend over"
Dre-A: "Ok"
***doggystyle slapping sounds***
***epileptic seizure plunging***
****FWAP****
B-On: "Yup, that's doo doo on your face"
Dre-A: *garbled sounds*
B-On: "Did you cum before I brown clouded you bitch?"
Dre-A: "Ok"
B-On: "Bend over"
Dre-A: "Ok"
***doggystyle slapping sounds***
***epileptic seizure plunging***
****FWAP****
B-On: "Yup, that's doo doo on your face"
Dre-A: *garbled sounds*
B-On: "Did you cum before I brown clouded you bitch?"
by B-On July 7, 2009
Get the Brown Cloudmug. The amorphous gathering of vaginal smog that is emitted from a puss during the act of queefing, often carrying a strong aroma. Often attracts rappers.
Susan's queef cloud was so strong that pretty soon half of the NBA was elbows deep in her squish mitten.
by Diquey Tiqle December 15, 2009
Get the Queef Cloudmug. by Greyarrow0404 February 23, 2020
Get the Cloud Nuggetmug. White Cloud, a spiritual location in New Zealand. A haven for patriotic New Zealanders (and foreign guests) who disagree with the governments policy on Krang. Well known for producing clouds of 'oh so sweet' smelling white smoke which drift above New Zealand.
This is one of the reasons the indigenous population refers to New Zealand as the land of the Long White Cloud.
Also named after the spottle 'White Cloud' which lived in the freezer at this location.
This is one of the reasons the indigenous population refers to New Zealand as the land of the Long White Cloud.
Also named after the spottle 'White Cloud' which lived in the freezer at this location.
K: Yo lets go back to the White Cloud!
A: Knives on! Where is the white cloud?
K: He is in the freezer
A: Of course he is
A: Knives on! Where is the white cloud?
K: He is in the freezer
A: Of course he is
by Senior Baldig December 25, 2008
Get the White Cloudmug. An unflappably optimistic and sunny person; a term generally used by pessimists and nihilists who've had their dark mood spoiled by a random act of kindness.
Person A: "Woah, what happened to you? You're smiling!"
Person B: "I know... this fucking cloud murderer came out of nowhere, told me they liked my jacket, handed me a flower, and told me to have a nice day! I didn't know what to do, so I smiled back and said thank you..."
Person B: "I know... this fucking cloud murderer came out of nowhere, told me they liked my jacket, handed me a flower, and told me to have a nice day! I didn't know what to do, so I smiled back and said thank you..."
by Bunny Rose January 19, 2018
Get the Cloud Murderermug. When someone is snorting a rail out your asscrack and you fart and a cloud of coke blows up in their face.
by MC Skankaholic July 3, 2017
Get the Brown Cloudmug.