What you spend 5 hours doing to your house after you get the call that welfare is coming for a home visit.
John: Shit! welfare just called and they are coming to look at the house!
June: Call the family! time for a welfare cleaning!
June: Call the family! time for a welfare cleaning!
by Unknown.Programmer August 29, 2006
Get the Welfare Cleaning mug.A close relative of the standard issue scenester, the typical cleanster showers one or more times a day (in the morning, and perhaps before gracing the venue) and likes to keep their room organized and smelling great. Cleansters put bros before hos, dig brooms but not 'shrooms, and prefer pierced clits over cancer sticks.
Cleansters are often accused of being vain, but I mean, they smell real nice and are really friendly so who can blame 'em?
Cleansters' nearest cousins rally under the cry "omfg.wtf.bbq xYoUx xArEx xSoooOx xScEnEx!!!!". Cleansters on the other hand, with their superior spelling and grammar, rally under the cry "Oh my fucking god; what the fuck? You are so clean!"
Cleansters typically keep with the trend of the day but lag just behind the cutting edge. They are quick to adopt and own the latest fads on the market; Swiffer, Ultra Tide 2, whatever.
Cleansters are hard to avoid, due to the fact that you can't smell them coming, but you can be sure that they'll be at the next indie, emo, punk, shoegaze, post-rock, noise-art show with a bottle of Purell in the back pocket of their skin-tight jeans.
Cleansters are often accused of being vain, but I mean, they smell real nice and are really friendly so who can blame 'em?
Cleansters' nearest cousins rally under the cry "omfg.wtf.bbq xYoUx xArEx xSoooOx xScEnEx!!!!". Cleansters on the other hand, with their superior spelling and grammar, rally under the cry "Oh my fucking god; what the fuck? You are so clean!"
Cleansters typically keep with the trend of the day but lag just behind the cutting edge. They are quick to adopt and own the latest fads on the market; Swiffer, Ultra Tide 2, whatever.
Cleansters are hard to avoid, due to the fact that you can't smell them coming, but you can be sure that they'll be at the next indie, emo, punk, shoegaze, post-rock, noise-art show with a bottle of Purell in the back pocket of their skin-tight jeans.
by Steven Luscher May 23, 2006
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When you hook up with a woman who hasn’t gotten any in a while, your dick becomes her pipe cleaner...
I hooked up with that married chick and she hasn’t had any for a while, I cleaned her pipes good last night...totally clean her pipes
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OutKast - So Fresh, So Clean
"Ain't nobody dope as me I'm dressed so fresh so clean!"
OutKast - So Fresh, So Clean
"Ain't nobody dope as me I'm dressed so fresh so clean!"
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Get the [so] [fresh] ['n'] [so] [clean] mug.A day of such supremely good weather that it may be necessary to skip work or class.
As opposed to INclement weather days, when schools and businesses close due to snow or other harsh conidtions.
As opposed to INclement weather days, when schools and businesses close due to snow or other harsh conidtions.
"Today has been declared a clement weather day, and employees will be dismissed early. With today's 75 degree temperatures and cloudless skies, all caution should be taken to avoid the indoors, as it would most likely be detrimental to your health. This has been your local weather watch."
by Catvision April 27, 2009
Get the Clement Weather Day mug.1. One who's sole job and responsiblity is to clean choda by any means possible.
2. The use of one's toothbrush to rid the chode of any wandering hiney spiders as a way to get back at your buddies or roomate
2. The use of one's toothbrush to rid the chode of any wandering hiney spiders as a way to get back at your buddies or roomate
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