Carson

Carsons are typically that one white guy who is super racist and sexist but disguises it with his sense of humor.

"This one guy just told me he thought monkeys lived in Africa"
"Ugh, I bet his name is Carson."

by SorryIfYouCantHandleTheTruth May 31, 2017

Kelly Clarkson

A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met.

Guy: Are you married to somebody?
Guy 2: yes
Guy: Who?
Guy 2: Kelly Clarkson

by appointment November 8, 2020

Carson

An asshole pervert with a small dick

Carson is so fucking perverted

by CommunismOOF February 25, 2019

Carson

I guy with a micro dick that can fit up your nose

What a carson

by Lildicky December 8, 2016

Carson

A faggot

That person is such a Carson

by Wicked Wolf Will February 12, 2018

carson martin

A really frickin gay pigeon, likely infected with cfs,

GUI 1:check out that Carson Martin

GUI 2:proof that gayness is evolutionary

by The ostrich 🙄 April 22, 2017

Carson

Most of them are hoe's and get around with everybody. They think they are cute but really not. They have many friends but they talk behind there backs.

Carson is such a hoe

by Ashley Bundle July 19, 2017