Assless Chap

A friend of yours who has no measurable ass, thickness, or slap-hams

My man Kevin doesn't even has a sliver of ass, he's an assless chap!

by Soviet_Samuelson August 4, 2019

Chapin

Chapin is an all-girls private school on the upper east side. Their students are known to be pretentious, bitchy, and unintelligent. Their attitudes are as ugly as their new building, which looks like a five-year-old built it with legos. Brearley, however, is getting a brand new building with A-1 facilities. Chapin girls are much less smart and talented than their Brearley superiors. Brearley girls become doctors and lawyers and successful entrepreneurs while Chapin girls wait on the sidelines for an old, disease-ridden rich man to latch onto.

Person 1: Ew, what's that ugly building over there?
Person 2: That's Chapin. Their school sucks.

by brearleyalwyaswins September 29, 2018

chaparitis

where your ass gets chapped and then a girl stick a big three branch and then proceeds to fuck ur mom rookie bitch

by tim satola---the nurse aka. rn April 29, 2003

chrape

to rape or be raped for a discount, at a discounter, or for barter.

SHITS Jenny, you just got chraped at our local Family Dollar.

by phanto October 20, 2010

chapgloss

Lipgloss that refreshes and soothes your lips.

Her lips were hurting slightly so she smeared her chapgloss over them.

by Claudia Brown October 27, 2010

Chapdick

the art of Chapdicking is where you put chapstick on the tip of your dick to keep it from crusting. this multitasks as a way of birthcontrol, a wax condom if you will.

girl: your dick is so slick, did you chapdick?
guy: Yup!!!

by PimpleDick592 January 13, 2018

CHAPAT

a round bald shiny head

mr shafat has a chapat

by Marmalade Boy December 1, 2018