anal cheese

When someone eats mac and cheese before going to take a dump and your poop smells like the cheese.

Cuong: Mom, I don't want any mac and cheese.
His Mom: Why?
Cuong: I always get anal cheese .

by Dr.Shlong February 24, 2013

spread the cheese

To engage in conversation with another human being with the intentions to perform sexual actions.

Persons #1- "Deam, I'm tryin to smash that!"
Persons #2- "You should go spread the cheese."

by Tetay October 21, 2006

Cheese Water

It's another way to say not good

That party last night was cheese water

by slamborn November 15, 2011

shredding the cheese

slang for jacking off, jerking off, masturbating, or what ever the hell they call it these days...; called this because of the repeated up and down motions

Guy 1 "Last night I was shredding the cheese so much that my hands were covered in that nasty crap that comes out!"

Guy 2 "Why did you jack off so much?"

Guy 1 "What the hell are you talkin' about, crakka?"

Guy 2 "Ohh, I had the wrong impression..."

Guy 1 "Dude, ur such a fagbag, go suck a toe!"

Guy 2 "WTF?"

Guy 1 "Jacking off is illegal, I would never break the law!"

Guy 2 "No its not! Its only illegal on an airplane!"

Guy 1 {guy 1 unzips pants and begins jerkin right in front of him}

Guy 2 "You were callin me the faggot!"

by da_urb@n_l3g3nd March 27, 2010

Natcho Cheese

Cheese that doesn't belong to you.

Hey! That's Natcho cheese!

by Alistair December 22, 2003

pussy cheese

Thick, white cottage-cheese like excretions from a woman's pussy. Often an indication of a vaginal infection or poor hygiene.

Her pussy cheese stunk so bad I couldn't go down on her more than once.

by JohnstonGuy June 15, 2005

Vitamin Cheese

A slang term for getting high off of cat urine, also known as cheesing

Did you get your Vitamin Cheese today?

Yeah dude, I'm cheesing my f'ing brains out right now!

by snowskate March 30, 2008