by Big dragon January 21, 2015
Get the Chav mug.A chav is a girl version of Britain’s famous ‘roadman’.
Chavs often have a cockney accent and use lots of British slang.
They also dress usually with a messy bun, caked makeup and a tracksuit.
They often have handbags too.
Chavs usually use texting language such as:
rahhh, bare jarrin, innit, my g, fam, bruv, mate.
They sometimes misspell words deliberately to give that “British” look.
Chavs often have a cockney accent and use lots of British slang.
They also dress usually with a messy bun, caked makeup and a tracksuit.
They often have handbags too.
Chavs usually use texting language such as:
rahhh, bare jarrin, innit, my g, fam, bruv, mate.
They sometimes misspell words deliberately to give that “British” look.
Chav: Rahhh you’re bare jarrin innit look at this neekkkkk.
Girl: I’m not jarrin or a neek, please leave me alone.
Girl: I’m not jarrin or a neek, please leave me alone.
by eznoob January 4, 2021
Get the Chav mug.( Great Britian )Teens and pre teens who think they're all big and hard distrubting peace. Male chavs usually wear the same smelly tracksuits with bum bags and ride bikes everywhere, whilst female Chavs have slug eyebrows, orange skin and wears slutty clothes trying to show off their non existing figure, not to mention the ugliest bush looking bun. Usually spotted outside of McDonald's. Chavs favourite shopping brands include Nike, adidas, ellese ,puma and more. Most locals would want to avoid walking around them.
"Oh shit look theres chavs outside McDonald's."
"Aight we're going KFC instead."
Chat language:
"Who the fuck do ya fink ya talkin to ya tramp?"
"I'll knock him out mate muver's life."
"Aight we're going KFC instead."
Chat language:
"Who the fuck do ya fink ya talkin to ya tramp?"
"I'll knock him out mate muver's life."
by anxietybear1 September 16, 2019
Get the Chav mug.A parasitic infection originating in Northern England, but has spread to the whole country and beyond. Chavs will try to mark their territory by attempting to chip down the concrete curb with a hammer to make it easier for Siamese-strollers to get up and down on their daily trips to McDonalds.
by Percy Thrillington September 24, 2020
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the chav: *violently shaking* hAvE A lIttLe FaItH In Me Yeaah I'Ts aLl I neEd YeAh
the chav: *violently shaking* hAvE A lIttLe FaItH In Me Yeaah I'Ts aLl I neEd YeAh
by @goochie_grease on tiktok September 1, 2020
Get the Chav mug.A person unworthy of basic human rights and are also probably unaware of such things. Their innate abilities are formed early in life, when they develop skills such as stealing, which progresses into full blown robbery of the taxpayer when they come of age to spawn offspring. Though they have been considered vile creatures in the last decade, the past few years have seen the chav become a stylish social class and members of the chav cult have been renowned for relying on mainstream media to know of their news, music, etc. Celebrities and 'pop' stars are also responsible for producing chavs with their disgusting art. Indeed, the chav has truly evolved into a body of persons who believe themselves glamour deities and socialites. If it weren't for their inability to use their brain and think for themselves, chavs would be an almost acceptable spectacle to society. Numbers of chavs have improved with social media as well, using sites such as facebook, twitter and others to share their repugnant exploits with the world.
"Hey Becky, have you got yer Juicy trackies and rollers yet?"
"Waiting on them."
"You're such a chav." The first girl says, listening to her pop music and texting her 'older' more 'mature' boyfriend who reckons he's all 'ard' using her blackberry bold.
"Waiting on them."
"You're such a chav." The first girl says, listening to her pop music and texting her 'older' more 'mature' boyfriend who reckons he's all 'ard' using her blackberry bold.
by Eddie Keller November 29, 2013
Get the Chav mug.A chav is a Northern English term for one who is all things lowly. A chav's sole purpose in life is to cause chaos and disturb the peace of others
After repeatedly impersonating his wife over the phone and bringing humiliation upon his friends, Ryan was dubbed the local chav of the greater Seattle area...
by outhereforasec December 1, 2019
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