change everything! 

A silly word game where you just change/negate everything in a common phrase.

examples of change everything!:
"Ahem, what's elevated physician?"
"All solid foods for me."
"You are brain dead, even though he is not."
"who isn't my mommy?"
"Intercourse Adhesive suggests a celebratory consumption of alcoholic beverages." (Nematode Cellulose).
"Eastminster admission of doubt"
"The boo chair. The bay care. Thick and dull stick may care."

change everything! by SMODNUK September 30, 2007

Change of screenery 

When one moves from their computer to their television (or vice versa) usually due to boredom.

When Jess resorted to playing Freecell on his computer he knew it was time for a change of screenery and made his way to the couch for a Battlestar Gallactica rerun on The Space Network.

Change of screenery by Cap The Gnome March 19, 2011

Fashion for Change 

A student-run fashion show at UW apparently, famous for having arrogant, try-hard, wannabe models, but most of them are too ugly to even reach average :( If you have seen too many beautiful people in your life and don't know what ugly is, then you should go see Fashion for Change :)

Samantha:" On scale of "fashion for change model" to 10, how beautiful do I look???"

Fashion for Change by ddffgo March 22, 2012

short changed 

1. To be extremely close to accomplishing something only to have it unexpectedly taken away at the last minute.

2. To mis-judge distance or position resulting in injury to yourself or another person

1. I just got "short changed" by that quick traffic light

2. I just "short changed" myself by shifting in my chair wrong and injuring my "private area"

short changed by cabbagehead February 8, 2008

Arabian Oil Change 

the act of inserting a funnel into someones Anus and having multiple Men ejaculate into the funnel and filling the person to capacity with semen. Usually done as a practical joke, or as a means of ending a relationship.

Sam Made fun of a bunch of people at that party. When he passed out they performed an "Arabian Oil Change" on him to settle the score.

Arabian Oil Change by StormCloud1 April 16, 2010

Mongolian Sex Change 

When one places one's penis and Testicles behind ones legs, conveying the illusion that a vaginal canal is present when there is in fact a hidden dong.

The maneuver goes back thousands of years and some even say Hitler was spotted performing the act after consuming large amounts of Jagermeister.

The act was brought to attention in popular culture by such figures as Buffalo Bill and even Jay in clerks 2.

Mussolini: Adolf, what the hell are you doing?

Hitler: (standing with dick tucked between legs) Mongolian sex change, yo.

Mongolian Sex Change by Mike Oksmall October 5, 2013

israeli lane change 

changing lanes from one side of a 3 or more lane highway to the furthest inside or outside lane, using no signal and keeping constant speed.

Thanks to a lead foot and some israeli lane change skills, we made it to our engagement with time to spare.

israeli lane change by nicky v. August 9, 2006