The poggest gamer to ever live. He got sucked into his TV into a place known as videoland. He is aided by Palutena (Going by Princess Lana) Pit (Gong by Kid Icarus) Simon Belmont & the best of 'em all, Mega Man.
There's also a waifu senpai in this show called Deadly Cuts Man, who is based on Cut Man. Imagine stanning other people when you can stan Cuts Man. (Generally I hate stanning but Cuts Man is soooo hot)
There's also a waifu senpai in this show called Deadly Cuts Man, who is based on Cut Man. Imagine stanning other people when you can stan Cuts Man. (Generally I hate stanning but Cuts Man is soooo hot)
by SuperKingKamehamehaBiatch April 15, 2021
Get the Captain Nmug. by Boomy2394 April 17, 2020
Get the Captain Mooremug. When you longbottom so hard you don't look like yourself pre-puberty, much like how Steve Rogers didn't look the same pre- and post- serum.
by orbitalUncertainty April 7, 2018
Get the Captain America'dmug. The ship captain is the person in the fam or your friend group that keeps shipping everybody in the freakin' friend group regardless of whether or not they would make a good couple and also regardless of their sexuality. They are the captain of shipping people, thus known as the ship captain. If you have a ship captain in your fam or friend group then I feel bad for you son. Jk. Ship captains are also really good friends because of their determination, understanding, and total lack of selfishness. Ship captains are usually the leader or the glue of the friend group. If the ship captain feels that a ship is sinking, he or she will immediately abandon ship and get a new ship because they need a ship to commandeer. Ship captains always have a reason to explain how their ship would make a good couple. If you're targeted by a ship captain then good luck because they're like paparazzi and they won't stop following you and your shipmate everywhere and teasing you, thus bringing you closer together, which usually works after what I've seen from what the ship captain has done to my friends and their ships. You can have multiple ship captains in a friend group. But one way to identify the true captain is to check their phone and see if you can find pictures of his/her targets, either photoshopped or edited or real. Also, if they smirk proudly at the mention of one of their ships.
Caden: ugh I've been targeted
Me: Great who's the ship captain this time, it wasn't me
Caden: Grace
Me: Oh ya Grace is a really persistent ship captain
Grace: *runs over* Kate look at this amazing pic I've got
*Pic is an edited photo of Caden and Mackenzie*
Caden: oh my gawd
Me: NICE JOB GRACE
Caden: Youre such a ship captain
Grace: Youre welcome CADENZIE
Caden: UAEDGJKVziucjdkfcvUISRJGKfxbaioaerlkngd
Me: LOL
Me: Great who's the ship captain this time, it wasn't me
Caden: Grace
Me: Oh ya Grace is a really persistent ship captain
Grace: *runs over* Kate look at this amazing pic I've got
*Pic is an edited photo of Caden and Mackenzie*
Caden: oh my gawd
Me: NICE JOB GRACE
Caden: Youre such a ship captain
Grace: Youre welcome CADENZIE
Caden: UAEDGJKVziucjdkfcvUISRJGKfxbaioaerlkngd
Me: LOL
by KkMoikK July 17, 2018
Get the Ship Captainmug. by lil swervy March 30, 2019
Get the Captain LongSackmug. A man whose enlarged medulla oblangata is often the source of his gargantuan rage. A comic-book anti-hero who most likely has the MCR1 gene.
by IbrahimDaw October 26, 2009
Get the Captain Furiousmug. by OhNoessss April 28, 2012
Get the Captain Cumquickmug.